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zzubair94 Age: 37 5003 days old here Total Posts: 55 Points : 28 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : FUNNY JOKE (closed) sharabi ghar ka tala khol raha tha par hath kamp rahe the parosi bola: mey tala khol do? sharabi: tala tou ma khol lu ga ap bas makan pakar lo sala hil raha hy................ Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 16 2011 09:30:17 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mat fekh paani me pather use bi koi pita ho ga u mat raho jindagi me udas tume dekhkar bhi koi jita hoga Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:27:41 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mohabbat Ko Tum Meri Manzil Bana Do Mujhe Apni Chahat Ke Qaabil Bana Do Tere Siva Mai Kisi Aur Ko Na Chaahu Meri Dharkano Me Aisi Tamanna Jaga Do Umar Guzar Rahi Hai Meri Betaabiyon Me Mai Toofan Hu Tum Mujhko Saahil Bana Do..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:28:59 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy : ?#? WhatsApp?pe 3 din pehle ka last seen hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:30:05 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiya nahi sudhrengi.. The ATM machine stopped working because of... . . . . . An intelligent girl put her hair pin in the machine when option was to.."Enter Your PIN" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:31:07 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	School Teacher Sent Home A Note.Your Son Is An Obedient &Bright Student But Spends TooMuch Time With Girls.Mother Sent A Note Back:Please Advise A Solution!Father Has The Same Problem. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:32:12 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : K Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:33:17 PM

Age: 29

4030 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

DIL Sambhal Jaa Zaraa...

Phir DIMAG ki MAA BEHAN Kar ne Chala Hai Tu...

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Posted on January, 31 2014 10:34:26 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bahu : I am going to supermarket . Aloknath: Take my sanskaar . Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo . Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:35:36 PM

Age: 29

4030 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

I
LOVE
YOU

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"+,+"

Aap Is Dil Ko Bhut Pyar Se Smbalna,
kyun Ki Yeh Dil Uska Hai
Jise App Kbhi B Khona Nhi Ch

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:00:38 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladka-Tum Kitni Baje Uthti Ho. Ladki-Mera Uthne Ka Koi Phics Time Nahi Hai Mera Man Ho Jata Hai Tab Uth Jati Hu. Ladka-Acha Hai Bilkul Tum Mere L Par Gayi Ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:01:39 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sharabi Doctor Se, Kya Tum Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho? Doctor- Haan Bilkul Chudva Sakta Hun. Sharbi- Puri Char Bottle Hai. Kal Raat Police Ne Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:02:57 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-kal se hum kahi aur milenge, Girl-Q? BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k bacche, girl-kio kya hua? boy-kutte piche laga kar kehte hay jab pyar kiya tu darna kya..? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:04:24 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai, Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimboo Nahi Hai, Kya Karu?? . . . . . . Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai, New Vim Bar Mein 100 Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai. Daal De Do Boond.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:05:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he? beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya aap Bata payenge... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:06:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. .... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:08:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:09:47 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi. Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai? Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:11:02 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki Memory Clear Kar Dali.. Aur Poocha, Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya? Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam. Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola. Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:12:08 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Cockroach K Marne Se Pehle, Apne Qatil Se Aakhri Alfaz . . . . . . . Mujhe Mar Dalo Buzdil Insan ! Tum Mujh Se Jalte Ho Q K Tumhari Bv Tum Se Nahi, Mujh Se Darti Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:13:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4030 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi. Job 8 Hours Ki Thi. Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya. Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya. Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi. Sb Serial Se Lga Di. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:14:21 PM