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zzubair94 Age: 37 5003 days old here Total Posts: 55 Points : 28 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : FUNNY JOKE (closed) sharabi ghar ka tala khol raha tha par hath kamp rahe the parosi bola: mey tala khol do? sharabi: tala tou ma khol lu ga ap bas makan pakar lo sala hil raha hy................ Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 16 2011 09:30:17 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	The only person after our parents and teachers who keep motivating us is… Bus conductor, “chalo aage badho… bichme mat ruko…..!!!” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:32:18 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali.. . . Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali.. . Gulaam bankar fas jaate hain ishq k jaal me.. Aur kehte ha, Maine LADKI FASALI Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:33:32 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Not every guy who talks to you wants to date you Dear girls , . . . Not every guy who talks to you wants to date you .. . . . . . . . . . sometimes they want to date your prettier friend and need your help Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:34:34 PM

2waqar Age: 34 3988 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ho sharabi Kia sharabi... Jo nashy ma dum nhi Kia hai wo sharabi... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:52:27 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Admi: Yaar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Mein Phans Chuka Hoon

Friend: Wo Q?

Admi:yaar B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nahi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nahi hoti

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Posted on January, 26 2014 11:17:56 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. At the end, you ignore everything and click ‘I agree’. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:41:33 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Alok nath Gives Ashirwad to Rajnikant This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all……. Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus. As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn’t got any. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor. Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:42:51 PM

0irha0

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A man takes his seat at a fifa world cup final
A man takes his seat at a fifa world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat
betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the Fifa world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wifes seat. We have been to the last
five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed
away.”
MAN: “that’s terrible, but couldn’t you have brought
another family
member, friend or someone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at the funeral!” =))

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Posted on January, 27 2014 03:43:54 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money? . . . . . . . . . . . Ans. ‘Sher’ Market. xD Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu, Arz kiya hai, “Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai, Zara gaur farmaiyega, Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai, Some songs give Cancer, ye mene ‘Exotic’ sunke jaan liya hai..!” xD Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:45:16 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Today we will learn different types of Clause English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!! Students : Ok Maam..!! (In Chorus) Teacher: Baccha.. Name any one kind of Clause..!! Baccha: Santa Clause..!! xD Teacher : Hmmm..!! -__- God bless you! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:46:27 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Phone on silent mode Fact :- . . Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call . . . . Turns volume to loud - . . . . . . Nobody calls all day Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 05:55:15 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Rubbing your hands on your frnd’s Rubbing your hands on your frnd’s shirt after eating something oily and saying . . . . . . . . . . . . “bhai shirt toh bari achi hai ,kahan se laaya?” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 05:56:48 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	She: tu achha dancer hai Me: I know. Main toh Hritik ko bhi takkar de sakta hun. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bike se !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 06:00:36 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear chocolate commercials Dear chocolate commercials, No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions.. Sincerely, Normal people. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:01:48 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Yenna rascala, mind it RAJANIKANT says, “yenna rascala, mind it” . wah wah . RAJANIKANT says, . “yenna rascala, mind it” . ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:03:11 PM

0irha0

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Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc
Dr. Pagal se: “Tum Pagal Q hue?
Pagal – Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se
Mere Baap ne Shadi ki, To Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban
gai, Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hui, Magar
main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi b
hui, Isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya or
main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damad
ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya
aur..aur… . .
Dr: Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc ….
lolZ :V

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:04:53 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai THIS IS CALLED TRUE LOVE : Tantrik : Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai Boy : Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi ke bare me kuch kaha toh Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:06:08 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Population Comparison - . . . INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. . . . . . . . AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro, But I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad , and 3 dads from 1st mom Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:07:47 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the best way to make a female friend What is the best way to make a female friend..? Tell her I love u n she will say we are friends Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:09:07 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4308 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	We all have a plastic bag We all have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in corner of our home & still can’t find when we need them in emergency. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:11:30 PM

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