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MrNumanM Age: 30 4267 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4004 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pyar Ki Kami Ko Pehchaante Hain Hum Dunia Ke Gamo Ko Bhi Jaante Hain Hum.. Aap Jaise Mehboob Ka Sahaara Hai Tabhi To Aaj Bhi Hanskar Jeena Jaante Hain Hum..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:42:22 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4004 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dunia Me Koi Na Sahara Nazar Aaya Bas Tu Hi Ek Hamara Nazar Aaya Tere Pyar Me Is Kadar Behte Gaye Na Toofan Nazar Aaya Na Kinaara Nazar Aaya.! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:43:26 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hashar Ka Tu Suna Tha Koi Kisi Ka Na Ho Ga Magar Ab Tu Duniya Mein Bhi Yeh Charcha Aam Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:44:00 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Batao tum ladki ko kaise purpose karoge ? Boy: Me use naav me baitha ke samunder ke beech le jakar kahunga . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love Bol De Nahi To Meri Naav Se Utar Ja.... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:10:13 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	SHRABI:"Agar mere hath me SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:"HAramkhor - pehle apna pajama to badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan k ghum raha hai. ... Heart Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:12:15 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai. . . (?.?) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye.. pr Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui.. thats called SELF CONTROL. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:13:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tharki boss .......Boss: Itne kam kapde pehan k qaai ho?Aadha jism dikh raha hai...Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aatahai!...Boss to Manager : Iss ko 3months tak salary mat dena Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:15:17 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De?Lady: Le, Ye LePayal Le,Jhumke Le,Chudi Le,Chain Le,Long Le,Sab Le Le.Aur...Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte!Daaku:- Sorry yaar. Tu to Emotional ho Gayi. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:16:56 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wolate ho gayi............Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,kambakht doosri wali ka time ho Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:18:25 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladki: Chand Kaha Hai..?? Ladka (Romantically) Ek Upar Aasmaan Mein Hai Aur Ek Mere Samne... ................... After Marriage: Ladki: Ag Chand Kaha Hai..?? Ladka (Gusse Me): "Wo Kya Aasmaan Me Tera Baap Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:19:41 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Chintu Chup Ke Cigarette Pee Raha Tha, Tabhi Us Ke Papa Aa Gaye. Chintu Ne Ghabrahat Mein, Jaldi Se Cigarette Shirt Ki Jeb Mein Chupa Li. Papa, Gusse Se: Kya Tum Cigarette Pee Rahe The? Chintu: Nahin Toh. Papa: Toh Phir Tumhari Shirt Se Yeh Dhuwan Kyun Nikal Raha Hai? Chintu: Papa Aap Ne Baat Hi Dil Jalane Wali Ki Hai Toh Dhuaan Toh Niklega Hi. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:21:09 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ak Machchar Aandhi Me Fas Gaya Tha, Usne Ak Ped Ko Pakad Rakha Tha, Aandhi Band Hone Par Pasine Pochhtey Hua, Machchar Kahne Laga, Aaj Agr Mai Na Hota To Ye Ped Gir Hi Jata. Ha Ha Ha. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:22:09 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sadhu: Dukh To Jiwan Ka Sathi Hai, Aur Sukh To Ata-Jata Hai. Santa: Sahi Kaha Apne, Meri Biwi Hamesa Sath Rahti Hai, Aur Meri Sali Ati-Jati Rahti Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:23:24 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:24:59 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:26:01 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jung Main Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pehani. Banta-aisa Kyu? Santa-jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Gusegi Yaar. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:27:06 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa's Wife:"agar Duniya Mein Aurat Na Hoti To Tumhare Pant Ke Button Kaun Takta..??? . . . . . . Santa:"yadi Duniya Mein Aurat Na Hoti To Pant Pehnne Ki Jarurat Hi Kya Thi..??? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:28:31 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jinke paas hai... woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH. K.k Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:30:21 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Aadmi Ka Accident Hua, Thik Hona K Bad Rone Laga, To Doctor Ne Pucha: Tum To Thik Ho Gaye Fir Q Ro Rhe Ho? Aadmi: Jis Gadi Se Mera Accident Hua, Us Gadi K Pichhe Likha Tha "PHIR MILENGE". Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:31:36 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:32:49 PM

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