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MrNumanM Age: 30 4267 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ?? . . . Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss, . . Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ?? . . . Shopkeeper:”10 kiss.. . . . . Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:50:51 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga! Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga! Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga. Aur tumhe kya chahiye? Girl: chawlaan na mar Dost da numbr de.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:51:52 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:55:02 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

“Bechaarii”

Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:56:12 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:57:12 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband: may tang agaya hun . . Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar mera mera karti ho . . Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo.. . Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho? . . Wife: . . . hamara duppata..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:58:15 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta

2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:59:25 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladke agar ameer ban jaye, toh bigad jate hain . . and… . . . . . . ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh ameer ban jati hai..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:00:25 PM

MalikSahab

Age: 30

4229 days old here
Total Posts: 353
Points : 126

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan

Status : Offline

And remember with gratitiude

Allahs favor on you;

for you were enemises and

He joined your hearts in love so

that by His grace you became

brethren and you were on the brink of the

pit of fire and He saved you from it.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 12:39:38 PM

MalikSahab Age: 30 4229 days old here Total Posts: 353 Points : 126 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan Status : Offline	Kiss is the first step to show how much i love you, how much i think about you, how much i miss u and show that i trust u… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:42:43 PM

MalikSahab

Age: 30

4229 days old here
Total Posts: 353
Points : 126

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan

Status : Offline

A real experience of life,

when you give lot of importance to someone in your life…

You lose your importance in their life..!!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 12:44:17 PM

MalikSahab

Age: 30

4229 days old here
Total Posts: 353
Points : 126

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan

Status : Offline

Wikipedia: I know everything

Google: I have everything

Facebook: I know everybody

Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 12:48:20 PM

MalikSahab Age: 30 4229 days old here Total Posts: 353 Points : 126 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan Status : Offline	Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, its always your choice. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:52:03 PM

MalikSahab

Age: 30

4229 days old here
Total Posts: 353
Points : 126

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan

Status : Offline

I need a Bank ..

Which can do Two things for me
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First Give me a Loan

Then Leave me Alone… :P

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Posted on January, 15 2014 12:54:34 PM

MalikSahab Age: 30 4229 days old here Total Posts: 353 Points : 126 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan Status : Offline	I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. First, let her think shes having her own way. And second, let her have it. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:59:39 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	chehre se dardo gum chupake jita hu. sab ko apna bana kar jita hu . mujhe hi kisi ne apna nahi samjha fir bhi sab ko dost banakar jita hu.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:34:15 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Kya January.. Kya February..

Hum
Kya kare November Ko,
December Ko ?!
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Jab Gf Hi Nai Humari To..
Aag Lage
Is Calendar Ko..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 04:35:19 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Posted on January, 15 2014 04:36:19 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Muskurayegi zindagi firse ek bar., Laut aati hai lehre kinare se dur jake har bar. Abhi to sailabon ko rok ke rakha hai sine me, halchal machegi fir ek bar. Ruth gayi hai zindagi mujhse mukh fer kar, aayegi fir raunak usme ab k raat k bit jaane k baad..!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:37:20 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil unke liye he machalta hai Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai. Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja Dil mera hai pel unke liye dhadkta hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:38:41 PM

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