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MrNumanM Age: 30 4303 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3999 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay! Banta: Kaise Jale.? Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha..! Banta: To.? Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:33:58 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3999 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:35:15 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3999 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !

later.

Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:36:38 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3999 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy : Chalti hai kya 9 se 12? Girl : Chal . Boy : Kaha? Girl : Principal k pass! . Boy : Lo ab apni behen se majak bhi nhi kar sakta.. Girl : Bewakuf! Chutti mangne k liye..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:37:38 PM

karira

Age: 30

4000 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Life Cycle:

Class 10 : Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir
saari zindagi aaraam karna.

class 11: Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le
phir aaram se rehna.

Graduation: Beta, bus degree achhi tarah
puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega.

After graduation: Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze
karna.

After post graduation: Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai,
kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:39:35 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena. Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho? Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:40:44 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:41:44 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:42:44 PM

karira

Age: 30

4000 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Dangerous Dosti:

Main Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha:

"Where were you?"

Mine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."

Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya..

4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone dun Kya?"

1 ne to hadd hi Kar di aur Kaha
"Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"! ;-O

PITWA DIYA SAALO NE..!!!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:43:49 PM

karira

Age: 30

4000 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..

Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha!
.
.
Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya
.
.
Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai..
.
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Bheed pichhe hati..
.
.
.
Toh Dekha KUTTA
mara pada tha.!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:44:49 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki… tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai. Santa: maine kha to tha ki… shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:45:54 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.. Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe mein nahi.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:46:56 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	GF: Where R u ... ?? . . PAPPU: I'm At "Bank" . GF: I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 6,000 For New Mini Skirts. . . PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At ' Blood Bank ' "KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"...?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:47:58 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father :- Agar Iss Bar Tum Exam Mein Fail Hue To, Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna. . After Exam. Father : How Is Your Result? . Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar BABULAL Tu Baap Kehlane Ka Haq Kho Chuka Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:49:00 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jung Main Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pehani. Banta-aisa Kyu? Santa-jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Gusegi Yaar. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:50:03 PM

karira Age: 30 4000 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:51:03 PM

jasmin Age: 32 4002 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 11:42:19 AM

jasmin

Age: 32

4002 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Nazar se durr hai fir bhi fiza mein shamil hai,
Kisi ke pyar ki khushboo hawa mein shamil hai….
Mein chah kar bhi tere paas aa nahi sakta,
Ke durr rehna bhi meri wafa mein shamil hai….
Khazane gum ke mere dil mein dafan hai yaaro,
Ye muskurana toh meri ada mein shamil hai….
Khuda kare ki ye usko kabhi pata na chale,
Ki bebasi bhi humari raza mein shamil hai….
Toofan mein humko chor ke jaane ka shukriya,
Khairsigali meri urdu zuban mein shamil hai…

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Posted on January, 16 2014 11:43:25 AM

jasmin Age: 32 4002 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Meri vadi mein wo ik din yun hi aa nikali thi rang aur nur ka bahata hua dhara ban kar mahafil-e-shauq mein ik dhum macha di us ne khalvat-e-dil mein rahi anjuman-ara ban kar shola-e-ishq sar-e-arsh ko jab chune laga ud gai wo mere sine se sharara ban kar aur ab mere tasavvur ka ufaq roshan hai wo chamakati hai jahan gham ka sitara ban kar Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:12:46 PM

jasmin Age: 32 4002 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Koi Bhul Gaya Hai Hame, Phir Bhi Hum Usse Yaad Karte Hai. Koi Chala Gaya Hai Bahut Dur Humse, Par Aaj Bhi Hum Uska Intezaar Karte Hai.. Nahi Jaante Hum Ki Kya Hai Uske Dil Me, Par Aaj Bhi Hum Usse Bahut Pyaar Karte Hai. Jaane Kaha Gaye Wo Haseen Din, Ab To Bas Hum Unhi Yaadon Ke Sahare Jiya Karte Hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:13:54 PM

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