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aadreshk


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2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:05:08 PM
aadreshk


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Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..

dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:02:33 PM
aadreshk


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Status : Offline		 Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:04:09 PM
aadreshk


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2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?

Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:05:03 PM
aadreshk


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Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu…


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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:05:50 PM
aadreshk


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Ek Pathan Mobile Franchise Mein Job Interview K Liay Gaya
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First Question K Answer Pe He Usko Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

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Quiz: Which Is The Most Popular Network?

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Pathan: Al-Qaeda

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:06:57 PM
aadreshk


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Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge :-D

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:07:36 PM
aadreshk


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Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.

Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:08:08 PM
aadreshk


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Dil dya tha dildar samajh kar
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Tu ne mujhe phenk dia naswar samajh ker

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:08:47 PM
aadreshk


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Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:09:46 PM
aadreshk


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Pathan Koney Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr rha Tha

Admi: Khan Sab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:11:41 PM
aadreshk


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Dost Pathan Se:
Yaar
kya baat hy
Aaj Tumhara Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain..!
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Pathan:
Fakhar Se!
Yaara
Aaj Hum Apni Baji ka Mobile Le Aaya Hy


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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:12:16 PM
aadreshk


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Ek pathan pe
Bijli ki tar gir gaiy:

pathan tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:

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Light chali gai,

pathan khushi
Se bola . .

Pakistan zindabad.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:13:34 PM
aadreshk


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Pathan.hum ny 1 aisa chiz banaya hai jis se hum divar ky us par dekh sakta hai
Angrez .wow zabardast khan sahab wo kya cheez hai .?
Pathan SORAAKH.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:14:04 PM
aadreshk


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Pathan ka shair;-

Na Botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotel main na bar main.

Na bike peh, Na car main.

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jo mza ha “NISWAR”mein
na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:14:34 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Pathan ka shair;-

Na Botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotel main na bar main.

Na bike peh, Na car main.

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jo mza ha “NISWAR”mein
na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:15:05 PM
aadreshk


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1 pathan ki maut Bijli girne se hui

Par uski lash muskuraty hui mili

Farishte ne pocha aisa kyun?

Pathan bola:
hum ko laga koi photo khench raha hai.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:16:22 PM
Eman


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Status : Offline		 I extremely discourage such jokes..... i think k kisi b cast/race/religion k baaray mein istrha mzaak nai krna chahiye

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Posted on May, 27 2012 07:40:31 PM
Omer87


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Posted on May, 27 2012 07:47:17 PM
BeHappy


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Bhaiyo pathanon ko maaf kr do.



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Posted on May, 28 2012 02:31:26 PM
Omer87


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Status : Offline		 ager Pathano per Jokes kerny hain
to limited karen
1 had hoti hai
ager koi ap k bary main aesy bat kery
to how you feel ?

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Posted on May, 31 2012 12:07:50 AM
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