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aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : PATHAN KE BARE MAI KHUCH FARMAE (closed) 2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han . . . . 3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho..... . . wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han to 3 pathan kehta ha . . . . . . . itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 06:05:08 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Exam me Sawal aya k “CHALLNGE” kisy khty hy? pathan Ny pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr lkha”APNy BAP Ki AULAD Hy TO PASS KAR K DiKHA, its chellenge Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 26 2012 10:27:27 AM

Omer87 Age: 37 5009 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	teacher shocked pathan Rock Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 26 2012 01:36:14 PM

BeHappy Age: 29 4615 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wah g wah bara jaldi topic phail gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 26 2012 09:01:01 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4669 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	topic to phalay ga hi ku K pathan hay us me ye to Dhoray ga pathan k name se. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 12:45:18 AM

Omer87 Age: 37 5009 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	wesy tum dono ka haat hai topic per itny comments kerny ka Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 02:13:05 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad Ek pathan ro rha tha . Major Rohail: Zakhmi ho? Koe aziz halak ya zkhmi Ho gya hy? . Pathan:Oy! Khocha hmara neswar Shaheed ho gya hy Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:45:54 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan reporter: Sunna hai Lahore “1 5” bomb blast ka apko Pehle se he ilm tha . Major Rohail gusse se: “G han dinner party mei dehshat gardo ne muje Btaya tha” Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:46:41 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To pathan nemanager ko bola happy birth day to you… Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:52:07 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha: 1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya. Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai. Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:53:06 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay. 2nd Pathan: Goli maar day. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:54:11 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dunya main woh kon si 2 cheezen hain jo ek doosray k baghair nahi reh saktin? Aur dono bekaar hain? Socho Aur Socho Pathan aur Naswaar. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:54:42 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Pathan janazy main Pit raha tha, Bad main Pathan se pucha to usne bataya: Cotton nahi mil rahi thi to maine Murday ki naak main Naswaar laga di. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:55:52 PM

aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya. Major Rohail: Wo kese? Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge. Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 27 2012 05:56:22 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
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Points : 89

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Apr 20

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 05:57:04 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Apr 13

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 05:58:37 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Mar 25

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 05:59:07 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Mar 22

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…

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Posted on May, 27 2012 05:59:39 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Points : 89

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Mar 16

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga

PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:00:37 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Mar 8

1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha

Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?

Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:01:20 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Mar 6

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji

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Posted on May, 27 2012 06:01:51 PM

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