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aadreshk


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Status : Offline		 Subject : PATHAN KE BARE MAI KHUCH FARMAE (closed)

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:05:08 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Status : Offline		 Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:06:05 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Status : Offline		 Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:07:28 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:08:27 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:08:58 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
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Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:10:37 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
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Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Dost:5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:11:17 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:12:11 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:12:42 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
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Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:13:29 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:14:15 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.



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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:14:45 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
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Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!=P


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:15:30 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:16:05 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:16:37 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:17:07 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.


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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:18:22 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:18:55 PM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:19:30 PM
saim14399


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Status : Offline		 pathan to bohat ho kuch or ho jay

Teacher ne bachon se kaha “jab ham student they to bohat laiq
they” Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha “Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”

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Posted on May, 25 2012 02:17:02 AM
aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :

Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :

What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :

Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :

Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.

Geo Pathan…

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Posted on May, 25 2012 04:05:51 PM
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