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aadreshk


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Subject : PATHAN KE BARE MAI KHUCH FARMAE (closed)

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:05:08 PM


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yar wo kia karay sai to kaha hay
Driver k bgar gari nai chal sakti na
Yahan b same problem.
He he he

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:15:01 AM

aadreshk


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Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry….. “Bakra mar gya razai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me… Pani me machar tair nahi skta Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta… Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:15:03 AM

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Memon: Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye pathan: Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:15:52 AM

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Pathan: mery dada ny 1857 ki jang men dushman ki tangain kat di thin… D0st: Gerdnain q nai katin? Pathan: W0 k0i pehly he kat gya tha!!!

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:17:27 AM

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Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:18:07 AM

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Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui, Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra” sadqa kr diya.@

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:18:59 AM

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PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya, SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:19:33 AM

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1 pathan Murdey k leya kafan lene gya shop waly ne usy Kafan diya pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal ho gya pathan:Is me Or Colors Dikhao…!

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:20:06 AM

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Extreme limit of “PATHANism” Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat…!

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:20:42 AM

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Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya Doctor k pass gaya Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy Outgoing bilkul free hy Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta Jitna load karoo sab khatam.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:21:14 AM

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Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:21:53 AM

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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia
karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye
andhera karna hai

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:22:28 AM

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Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain. Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:22:30 AM

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Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi to!! Pathan: To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya…!;-;-)

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:23:03 AM

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Wife:hmara bAcha chalny lg gia Pthan:kb sy? Wife:8 din sy Pthan khana khraba pehly btati ab to bohat dor nikal gia hoga . . .

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:23:56 AM

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Jutt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo. Butt hovy te sohna na hovy goli mar dyo. Sheikh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar dyo. Malik hovy te gappi na hovy goli mar dyo. Shah hovy te fradiya na hovy goli mar yo Bhatti hovy te shokha na hovy goli mar dyo. Arain [...]

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:24:32 AM

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2 Brilliant MindS Pathan & Sardar Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha Sardar iSKa To Moo He Band Hy Pathan Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:25:05 AM

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Pathan England me club pe chala gaya, wahan ja k khub nach dance krny k bad bola, . . . . . . . O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k shadi kis ke hy?

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:25:39 AM

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2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha jamat k sath namaz par li 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to jamat nikal jati.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:26:22 AM

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athan ne cal milai to awaz ayi: is cal k liye apka balance na kafi hai. pathan: koi bat nahi meri jan. tumse bat ho jati hai bass itna hi kafi hai.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:26:52 AM