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Afzal Age: 32 4815 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Funny collage poetry Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2011 09:07:04 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4815 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kya kisi ko passand nahi aye Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2011 09:47:26 PM

Saeedanwar Age: 31 3857 days old here Total Posts: 1492 Points : 798 Location: Mianwali, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ha ha hah hah kia baat hai g han Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 14 2013 05:38:44 PM

2waqar Age: 34 3782 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahha... wow very funny poetry... lol Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 11 2014 01:50:44 PM

Rohama Age: 30 4252 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhahaha haan funny tou hai par sahi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 02:32:08 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Baccho wali 1 bewa aurat ne 3 Baccho wale husband se shadi kar li.. Shadi k bad dono k fir 3 bacche ho gaye . 1 din ghar mai baccho ki jabardast ladai ho gayi . Wife ne husband ko call kia :- jaldi ghar aa jao Ap k bacche aur mere bacche mil kar Hamare baccho ko maar rahe h. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 04:56:13 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Purani kahawat hai k sote waqt koi Tention lekar Nahi Sona Chahiye..... . . . . HairaT hai . . . . phir bhi Log . . . Biwi k Saath hi SoTe Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 04:57:52 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4...Bande Hain Hum Sanskari Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke SurajNikle Charon Aur... Irade Hain KanyadaaniKanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon Kanyadaan KarneAaj Chale Hain Hum. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 04:59:26 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father-Beta Agar Sasural Wale,Scooter De To Car Magna,Shop De To Ghar Mangna,Coolar De To Ac Mangna.Beta- Papa Agar Wo Ladki De To,Kya Sath Me Uski Dusri Bahan Bhi Mang Lu? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:00:37 PM

Age: 28

3824 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Kya January.. Kya February..

Hum
Kya kare November Ko,
December Ko ?!
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Jab Gf Hi Nai Humari To..
Aag Lage
Is Calendar Ko..

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:02:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu Ki Girlfriend Boli: Mujhe Bhul Jao, Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai London Ke Ek Ladke Ke Saath . . . . . . Pappu: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya . . . Ek I-phone Bhej Dena Wahan Se. Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:03:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF: Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho?? Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/ . . . . . Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai “Bhai Saaab..” :O Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:04:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiya 1 sandle ki jodi khrid k aayegi aur pure mohhalle me kehti firegi- Aaj mein Shopping kar ke aayi huin..! . . . . . . . . Aur ladke 5000 ki daru p kar aate hai- fir bhi chup hap so jate hai, kahi Bapu ko pata na chal jaye... # rex Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:05:34 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:06:46 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi krli Murga:Hum mar gye the? jo baaz se shadi ki Murgi:Mai tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi pr Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force mein ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:07:52 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ??????? . . Maa : OLX pe bech de Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:08:53 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi.. Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge... . Boy:" Nahi karunga... . . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge... . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . . . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke ja raha hai dhakkan, apni behen ke saath hi chale ja..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:10:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dhoom 3 fever : "Bandeh hai hum clg ke, Hum pe SYLLABUS ka zor ! JOURNALS aur ASSIGNMENTS, dikhe chaaro ore. Iraade hai faulaadi, Himmati har kadam.. Apni KTs clear karne, aaj chale hai hum." Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:11:27 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai. . . (?.?) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye.. pr Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui.. thats called SELF CONTROL. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:12:35 PM

Age: 28

3824 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka darwaza khole,
To ...Samajh jao ke..

Ya to Car nayi hai,
Ya Wife nayi hai,
Ya phir
Wife 'nahi' hai.:

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:13:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3824 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yaad rakho.. Jo achi hogi woh "Khushi" De gi Or Jo Buri hogi woh "Khushi Khushi" Degi Pogo ab Dvd main bhi Dastyaab hai .. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:15:06 PM