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Afzal Age: 32 4824 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Funny collage poetry Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2011 09:07:04 AM

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Tanha Rehta Hu To uski Yad Satati He

Dunia Ko Meri Berang Sa Kar Jati He

Kitna Ajeeb Ho Gaya Hu Mai

Aaina me Dekhta Hu or Nazar vo Aati He

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Posted on January, 23 2014 02:37:50 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Only for best friend: sanget sunane se aaram nhi milta, mandir me dhoondhne se bhagwan nhi milta, agar torch lekar b dhoondte na sare jahan me to b mugh jaisa kamina dost kahi na milta... azaad Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:45:42 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	sun le pakistan: dil me aag lagi h duniya me laga dunga,tune jo mere mulk ki taraf dekha to kashmir me to kya islamaba me b jhanda fahara dunga. jai hind Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:46:56 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	-)Life means. Pata hai? Kya hai? . . . . . . . 'Dekha kuch nahi hai' Lekin kuch, Dundh rahe the na... That is "LIFE": Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:48:05 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mai Aur Tum, Tum Aur Mai, Yani @Hum_Dono , Aaj Raat Ko, Ek Baje Ke Baad, Akele Me, Chupke Se, Bistar Pe Late Ke, Ek Dusre Ko, SMS Karenge.!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:49:18 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil Me Dua Hai Ankho Me Nasha He, Baato Me Maza Hai Chahat Me Adaa Hai Andaz Bhi Juda Hai Arre Yaar Isliye To Sab Humpe Fida Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:51:38 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zamane Ka Ye Dastur Kaisa, Pyar Ko Pana Ye Kasur Kaisa, Agar Mohabbat Gunah Hai Zamane Mein, To Fir Insano Ko Mohabat Sikhane Wala Wo Khuda Beksur Kaisa Hai! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:57:53 PM

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Do u know ?

Bharat ke kis state me Makka sabse adhik hoti hai?

Ans : Uttar Pradesh.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 02:59:18 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3766 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Recently which among the following IT major has signed an agreement with West Bengal government for designing and implementing ICT solutions for the rural employment guarantee scheme in the state? (A) Tata Consultancy Services Ltd. (B) WIPRO (C) Infosys (D) Tech Mahindra Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:00:24 PM

monika Age: 29 3764 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	How Many Seconds Are In A Year? Need Not To Calculate Much I Tell U Its 12 Seconds How? 2nd Of Jan 2nd Of Feb 2nd Of March … 2nd Of Dec.. =P ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:04:30 PM

monika Age: 29 3764 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q. Dunia main aisi Kon c Msjid hai jis pe hr wqt badal chhay rehte hain... Ans. Masjid' e 'Ghamamah (Badlon ki Masjid) Madina Sharif... Aap (S.A.W.W) Ne yahan Namaz-E-Istisqa ada ki thi... Tab Barish howi Or aj tak wahan Badal chhaye rehtay hain. .SUBHAN ALLAH.' Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:06:56 PM

monika Age: 29 3764 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	The 1st Open University in India was established in: 1982 Ambedkar University *Computer language specially used in commercial activities: COBOL Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:08:53 PM

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Steel=Iron+Chromium+Carbon+Nickel

*Stainless Steel=Iron+Chromium+Carbn

*TV set is also called:
Kino Scope

*Albrt Einstein-Germany

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:11:07 PM

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When 1st three Universities were established in1857,Who was d Viceroy?

Canning

*1st 3 High courts were established(1865( during Lord Lawrence

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:12:21 PM

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*Sound travels Fifteen Times faster through steel
than through air

*The 1st chairman of National Human Right Commission Ranganatha Misra

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:13:43 PM

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Who was d 1st ruler in history who used d title 'Sultan'?

MahmdGhazni

*1st Sultan of Delhi who took up d title of Ghazini?

Ghiyasudin Tuglaq

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:15:16 PM

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Masoom SAHIL Ka Kambakht Dil-

Yaar ye kambakht Dil Be-iman nikla....
"PAHALI" hote hue,"DUSARI"ko chahane laga....
Khud Rahkar naam gumnaam...
Muze Badnaam Karane Laga....

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:27:20 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3833 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kisi ke paas kuchh na ho toh hansti hai duniya. Kisi ke paas sab kuchh ho toh jalti hai duniya. Mere paas toh aap jaisa dost hai, Jis ke liye tarasti hai duniya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:29:19 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3833 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . . Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:30:47 PM

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Zindgi ka her khwab haqiqat me badal jaye,

Khusi ke chirago se Zindgi roshan ho jaye,

Mahek jaye zindgi aapki ki,

Gulab ki khushbu bhi aapke samne fiki pad jaye.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:32:04 PM

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