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atif03 Age: 46 4799 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q. Who is the laziest person in the world ? A. Who invented the “SNOOZE” option in alarm… ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 03 2014 06:25:10 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage? ""Kash thoRe din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...!!!"" _________________ Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:45:54 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:47:15 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	u intelligent? Ans these: 1)CHINA kis mulk mei hai? 2)14-AUG kis date ko ati hai? 3)GREEN rung kis colour ka hota hai? AND 4)TEMATER ko urdu mai kia bolte hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:48:27 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is AUTOMATICALLY ? 1 ghanji larki rickshaw(auto) mai bethe us ko kehte hai AUTO--MAI--TACILLY Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:51:59 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake? Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:53:49 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What does "Minimum" mean ? A: A very small mother Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:55:05 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3964 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	buhat hi funny jokes hain. sab hi buhat mze k hain. collection buhat kamal ki hai. mujhe funny jokes buhat passand hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:57:02 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	How do you make the number one disappear? A: Add a "g" to it and it's "gone"! Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:58:04 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: who is the best leader ? 1: ZARDARI 2: MUSHARAF ANS: Ubama _________________ Consistently InCONSISTENT Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 12:59:15 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song? Guess which song??? Guess?!! . . . . . Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me?!! Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 01:00:42 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana . But why ? Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ? Because jo jeeta wohi “Sikandar”…=P;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 01:05:39 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ?? Guess ‘ ‘ guess ! ‘ ‘ ! ? ! ~ ? , ! ~ . ? Bihkari k samne ” Maaf karo Baba” Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 01:06:42 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive … ? . . . . . . . . . . Because They Are Worth It………. =P ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 01:07:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	How To Become a GENIUS? some text missing Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-> =D Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 01:09:38 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A Effiel Tower? Ans: Yes Bcoz D Effiel Tower Cannot jump Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 03:37:01 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS?? Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 03:39:00 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	A Bicycle Can’t Stand On It’s Own Why … ? Think !! Because It’s Two-Tired … ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 03:41:36 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	A Bicycle Can’t Stand On It’s Own Why … ? Think !! Because It’s Two-Tired … ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 03:42:40 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the advantage for unmarried people?? . . . . . Think! . . . . . . Haar maan?? . . . . . . . . . . . Wo bed k dono taraf se utar sakty hai ;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 03:49:01 PM

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