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Subject : chutakly aj kay
A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


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Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM


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. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask…
> Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
> Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife beating,
> insensitive lout…it’s just
> the money.

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:45:21 AM

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> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call…
> Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
> Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in africa
> marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you
> dumb witted moron.

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:46:27 AM

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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair…
> Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
> Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

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Posted on March, 28 2014 11:55:11 AM

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> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks…
> Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
> Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of
chalk and
> now it’s in flames!!!

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Posted on March, 28 2014 11:56:13 AM

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First Question:
You are partinipating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in ?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person,
you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don’t take as
much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 11:58:31 AM

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Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you
overtake the LAST Person ?
You’re not very good at this, are you ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:00:21 PM

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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic ! Note: This must be done in your
head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000.
Now add 10. What is the total ?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator !
Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you’ll get
the last question right…. …Maybe…..

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:01:22 PM

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Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO ! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again !
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to
buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 01:25:06 PM

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Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy
still ask:- r u sleepin?
No! Em trainin 2 die.

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Posted on March, 28 2014 01:26:29 PM

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2. When It’s rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask:
– r u going out in dis rain?
No,in the next 1.

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Posted on March, 29 2014 12:53:20 PM

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3. ur friend calls ur home fone:- Where r u?
At de bus stop!

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Posted on March, 29 2014 12:55:10 PM

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4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- Did u just
hav a bath?
No, I fell in de toilet bowl !

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Posted on March, 29 2014 12:56:38 PM

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dtkasfadadfadadadadadasjaj

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Posted on March, 29 2014 01:13:54 PM

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helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Posted on March, 29 2014 01:18:19 PM

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ge kia problem ha

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Posted on March, 29 2014 01:19:57 PM

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5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground
floor & dey ask:- Goin up?
No, no, em waitin 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get
me.

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Posted on March, 29 2014 05:29:45 PM

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6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey
ask:- r dose Fl.wers?
No baby! Dey r Carrots.

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Posted on March, 29 2014 05:31:44 PM

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7. U’r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend
saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
Em here 2 pay my uni fee..!:-D

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Posted on March, 29 2014 05:34:16 PM

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Million Dollar Question…
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Aj kal ki Larkia MAKE-UP Ziada kerti hain Ya BREAK-
up.?.?.? <-;

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Posted on March, 29 2014 07:36:37 PM

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BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER -
Question-What do you do after india wins the football
world cup ?
Answer.
Switch off the playstation :P

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Posted on March, 29 2014 07:37:52 PM