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Awais148 Age: 30 4074 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sharabi Doctor Se, Kya Tum Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho? Doctor- Haan Bilkul Chudva Sakta Hun. Sharbi- Puri Char Bottle Hai. Kal Raat Police Ne Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:02:55 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-kal se hum kahi aur milenge, Girl-Q? BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k bacche, girl-kio kya hua? boy-kutte piche laga kar kehte hay jab pyar kiya tu darna kya..? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:04:22 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai, Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimboo Nahi Hai, Kya Karu?? . . . . . . Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai, New Vim Bar Mein 100 Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai. Daal De Do Boond.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:05:23 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he? beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya aap Bata payenge... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:06:27 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. .... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:08:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:09:43 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi. Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai? Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:10:58 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki Memory Clear Kar Dali.. Aur Poocha, Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya? Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam. Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola. Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:12:04 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Cockroach K Marne Se Pehle, Apne Qatil Se Aakhri Alfaz . . . . . . . Mujhe Mar Dalo Buzdil Insan ! Tum Mujh Se Jalte Ho Q K Tumhari Bv Tum Se Nahi, Mujh Se Darti Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:13:15 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi. Job 8 Hours Ki Thi. Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya. Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya. Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi. Sb Serial Se Lga Di. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:14:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi Kyun kaha jaata hai? . . . . . . Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti, Par hoti bhi toh bahut "SWEET" hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:15:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki. Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se, Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge. Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se, Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 02 2014 09:16:28 PM

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:17:31 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jadu Hai Uski Har Ek Baat Me, Yaad Bahut Aati Hai Din Aur Raat Me, Kal Jab Dekha Tha Maine Sapna Raat Me, Tab Bhi Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Me. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:10:48 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Khokr hme fir n pa skoge, jaha honge waha n skoge, apni galtiyo ka ehsas to kiya kroge, par chale jyege waha jaha se fir bula n skoge, i mis u my lfe Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:12:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Khokr hme fir n pa skoge, jaha honge waha n skoge, apni galtiyo ka ehsas to kiya kroge, par chale jyege waha jaha se fir bula n skoge, i mis u my lfe Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:13:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police-Tera Dost Kaise Mara? Santa(rote Hue)- Ji Mai Nhi Janta Wo Bola Mere Pet Me Chuhe Daud Rahe He, To Mene Use Chuhe Marne Ki Dwa Pilai Thi Bas. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:15:22 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:18:33 PM

Age: 28

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:25:10 PM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3766 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha wasy aj kal ye wali pic bht hit hoi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:27:48 PM