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Awais148 Age: 30 4074 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

rahulthebest36

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Real Tip Of The Life-
Zindgi
Ek Cigarette Ki
Tarah Hai,

Enjoy Karo..

Warna

Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!

Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:02:28 PM

rahulthebest36

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Agr jackie chain ki saas ko kidnap kr dia to use kaun vapas layega

Vicks Vapourub

Q..ki VICKS lautaye
"Chain Ki Saans".

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:03:41 PM

rahulthebest36

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1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He

Kya Apne Kaha 6..

Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:04:42 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3830 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	MOM- Tujhko ladka pasand aaya.. BETI- Ladka to thik hai,par mota bahut hai. MOM- Dekho beti,TV chaahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 ka,remote toh 6 inch hi hota hai na. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 11:05:45 PM

Sabirshah Age: 33 3837 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Awais bhai ap theak share karte hu islamic topic share kia karu mujhe pasand aate hain aur humari islah hoti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 06:50:52 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3969 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	awais bhai mujhe lagta hai k apke sath asa hi hota hsi na. kya yeh bat sach hai. ager sach hai to jaldi se btao k kis ne apke result k bare main pocha hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 07:43:41 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4074 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha sab ko mujh se bhi zyada bechaini hoti hai khas tor pr competetors ko to kuch zyada hi hoti hai tention Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 08:41:50 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3969 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	awais asa hi hota hai. relative isi liye yeh pochte hain k wo apne bacho k sath apko compare ker ske...... yehi bat hai na..... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 09:20:04 PM

lovelychandna

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"Computer kitna jaante ho beta ?"

"Ji uncle,.facebook, torrent aur dus bees p*rn sites."

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:40:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar RaHe Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:41:12 PM

lovelychandna

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Hum iss DIYE par haath rakh k kasam khate hai
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Ke hum aaj se apni biwi se hamesha such bolenge.....

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O teri.!

DIYA bujh gaya..
Plan cancel

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:42:26 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Awesome msg by true lover"She broke my heart, i broke her samsung galaxy-S4" , , , , , , , , Bakee khud hisab laga lo,kaun jyada roya hoga??? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:43:41 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	teacher-main jo sawal karun unke jawab ek bar mein,bina ruke dena...shud i strt? Stdnt-yes,sir! Hamare desh ka president kaun hai? Qutub minar khan hai? Shatbdi exprss ki per hr kya speed hai? And at lst murgi kya deti hai? Studnt: Prnav mukhejee...delhi mein...110 km/hr ke speed se...ande deta hai!!! ;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:44:42 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Duniya mai aaye ho toh Love karlo . . Warna wArna ___ MATA VAISHNO KA NAAM JAPLO..... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:45:49 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Larki: Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain? Larka: Ye maana k Larkay tumhe dekh kr Phisaltay hain. Magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:46:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Ladki Raste Pe Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi.. . . . Ek Ladka Bola:ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya.. ?? . . . . . . Ladki: Bhag Saale, 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu, . . Ab Tak Ghar Nahi Pahunchi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:47:54 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Samosha Said To Aaloo : Jab Main Fry Hota Hoon To Tumhe Cover Kar Ke Garam Oil Se Bacha Leta Hoon Coz I Love You Aaloo Said : Jab Log Tumhe Fry Hone Ke Fauran Baad Khate Hain To Main Unka Muh Jala Deti Hoon Coz I Love You Too. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:48:56 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3969 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	lovely chanda. lagta hai k ap jokes maker hobya phir khud hi joker ho. jo aik k baad aik joke post ker rhe ho. kya asa hi hai ya mujhe galt fehmi hui hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:49:12 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: Beti Aaj Tumne Phone Par, Sirf Ek Ghanta Baat Ki, Tum Ne To Kabi 4 Ghante Se Kam Baat Hi Nahi Ki, . . . . Beti: Papa Ye Wrong Number Tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:50:11 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3760 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass... 1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart... 1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love... . . But . . . Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:51:32 PM

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