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taimoorkhan


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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan ki amma mar gayi.

1 admi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati
2-4 aur bolay-amma humain bhi le jatin


Pathan: Chup ho jao,

Amma kya suzuki kar k gayi hai :-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:09:26 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan driving on the wrong side of the road

&

he become upset

&

said:


Abay yaar!


Aaj phir late hogaya

Saaray log waapis ja rahay hain...!!!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:10:46 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan raat ko machar dani laga kar so raha tha,

Achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla,


Pathan: Lo ye khocha hum ko torch le kar dhoond raha hai...!!!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:13:21 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan aur gadhay mai 3 baatein common hain

1. Bachpan mai dono khubsoorat hotay hain

2. Bachpan se hi mehanti hotay hain

3. Baray ho kar dono transport ka kaam karte hain..:-D

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:14:44 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Batao agar shair 3 baar dhaaray tou kya hota hai?

2nd pathan (kaafi dair sochne k baad) :
.

.

.

Tom and Jerry start hota hai :-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:16:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Apni Sister K 7 Ja Raha Tha

1 Admi Nay Kaha "Ap Ki B.V To Bohot Haseen Hai"


Pathan:
Oye Khana Kharab B.V Hoga Tumhara, Hamara To Bhen Hai.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:18:33 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Doctor: Dawai hila kar piya karen.


Phatan: O Je bari muskil hoti hy.

Dawai hilany sy chamchay sy gir jati hy,

phir zameen se chaatni parti hy.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:20:09 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mareez : Doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Pathan doctor: Oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya

ye to hamara signature hai:-D

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:21:47 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan London mai Double story Bus mai betha


Condector ne ooper bhej diya

Pathan bhagta huwa nechay wapis aya aur bola marwaye ga kya?

Ooper to driver hi nhn hai....:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:22:59 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 2 pathan darakht per baith kar gana ga rahe thay,

Acahank ek ulta latk k ganay laga.

Dusray ne pucha: Ulta kyn ho gaye?

Pehla: Side"B" ka gana ga raha hun.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:24:42 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan apnay bimaar baap se:

Tmharay marnay k baad dafnain ya jalain

Abba : Beta! MUJHE SURPRIZE DENA.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:26:14 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek admi chabi se kaan khuja raha tha,

Pathan kafi der tak usy dekhta raha or

phir bola :

Bhai, Ager aap start nhi ho rahy to

DHAKKA laga dun.....??:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:27:30 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan rakshay walay se : sea view jao gay

Rakshay wala: han

Pathan: ok jao

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:30:01 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:Tell me the names of 10
chemical elements?
.
.
pathan:
Oxgen,Chiorine,
Florine,Bromeen,
Noreen,Ambreen,
Samreen,Nasreen,
Parveen & Yasmeen!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:31:10 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan:Aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia.
Friend:wo kaise.??
Pathan yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:32:24 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik pathan ne Bivi ki MOhabbat main
Naswar chhor di..!!!

Great Yar…!
Phr… ?
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-
-
3 din
baa’d dimag kharab
honay ki waja se…
Bivi Chhor di.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:33:53 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan:
Jitni Naswar Hy sab Dy Do

Dukandar:
Itni Saari Naswar ka kya kro gay?

Pathan:
Molvi Sahab Ny kaha hai Qayamat Aane
wali hy Apna Apna Bandobast Kar Lo!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:35:03 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.

.

Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur

1 ko nahin lagi thi.

Pathan ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?

.

Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:

Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:36:08 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar : O yar bike q tez kr diti?
pathan: Break fail ho gya ha
is se pehle accident ho jay
jaldi se ghar phuch jate han
.
Sardar : Shawa fair Mand k rakh

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Posted on May, 29 2015 08:37:12 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4074 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo Nahi Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya, Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

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Posted on May, 31 2015 12:42:35 PM
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