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taimoorkhan Age: 30 4076 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

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Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:35:58 PM

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Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

"Kaminey" Film Dekhne Chalen. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:37:25 PM

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Pathan Apni Wife k saath full speed mai motor cycle per jaraha tha

Wife: Mjhe boht dar lag raha hai,kya karun?

Pathan: Tum bhi meri tarah aankhein Band Karlo ;-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:38:32 PM

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Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:

Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,

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"Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama" :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:40:12 PM

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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:41:46 PM

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Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

Hawa Main. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:42:49 PM

engineer Age: 32 4669 days old here Total Posts: 1365 Points : 24 Location: khairpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ????????????????????? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 08 2015 12:04:48 AM

engineer Age: 32 4669 days old here Total Posts: 1365 Points : 24 Location: khairpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	haha very funny Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 08 2015 12:05:48 AM

engineer Age: 32 4669 days old here Total Posts: 1365 Points : 24 Location: khairpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 08 2015 12:07:25 AM

engineer Age: 32 4669 days old here Total Posts: 1365 Points : 24 Location: khairpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 08 2015 12:09:25 AM

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ti is very funny
MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai

Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo

nalaik facebook per ID buna ker larki bun

jata hai.............
hahahhahaah

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Posted on August, 24 2015 07:10:00 PM

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husbands ko salam
Sas: Aj mere beti itne khamosh kiyo hai?

Damad: Kuch nai !! light gye hoe the

Us ne lipstick mangi

mein ne elfy da de

Shyd ise baad per naraz hai

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Posted on August, 24 2015 07:12:26 PM

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i love my pakistan
Aik angraiz per bijli ke tar gir gye

wo tarp tarp ker marne wala he tha ke

Lite chle gye angraiz uth ke bhaga aur bola

Pakistan zindabad

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Posted on August, 24 2015 07:14:19 PM

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hahahahaha very funny student
Teacher: Aaj tum late kiyo aaye ho?

Kid: Miss aap mere itni fikar mat kiya

karo log galat matlab le lete ha
hnhnhnhnhnhnhn............................................oi tari

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Posted on August, 24 2015 07:18:18 PM

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pakistan's no 1 brand ptcl ka jalwa with funny love
Mohabbat toh bas naam se

badnaam hai

Asli dard toh slow internet deta hai............
dukhti rag pe hath laga dya.........

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Posted on August, 24 2015 07:22:12 PM

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Father: Tumhare Result Ka Kiya Hua

Son: Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Hy

Father: Or Tum?

Son: Doctor Ka Beta B Fail Hy.

Father: Or Tmhara Result Kesa Aaya?

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B Fail Ho Gaya Hy

Father: Kamine, Me Tera Puch Raha Hun.

Son: To Aap Konse Allama Iqbal Ho?

Apka Beta B Fail hi Hai

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Posted on August, 24 2015 07:25:35 PM

FarhanHassan Age: 32 4214 days old here Total Posts: 4685 Points : 3092 Location: jand,Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student? . Ans: FACEBOOK Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 03 2016 02:56:19 AM

FarhanHassan Age: 32 4214 days old here Total Posts: 4685 Points : 3092 Location: jand,Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-) hahaha ( ',')/ <)) bally bally / > Is prcham k saye talay hum ek hain. Hm aik hain 8-) Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 03 2016 02:57:27 AM

FarhanHassan Age: 32 4214 days old here Total Posts: 4685 Points : 3092 Location: jand,Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai. chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 03 2016 02:58:43 AM

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