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prince3 Age: 33 5015 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:32:47 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45 Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:33:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:35:13 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:36:35 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:37:36 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole: . . Tum Bahut Acche Ho, Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi . . . . To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:39:56 PM

karira

Age: 30

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:40:57 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:41:57 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:43:10 PM

karira

Age: 30

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.

Woh kushi se chillaya-Puttar hua! Puttar hua!

Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe LADKI hui hai!Meri ungli chhod

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:44:12 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:45:13 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:46:14 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aap Sab Ke Aashirwad Se, Aaj Savere Mene B.M.W. Li . . Are Bhai BALAJI MASALA WAFERS (B.M.W) Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:47:14 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agr Apko Afsos He K Apki Life Me, Apka Koi Intazar Krne Wala Nahi He . . To 1 Kam Karen, 30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Me Ja Kr Beth Jayen. . . . Koi Na Koi Bahar Intazar Zaroor Karega. (?.?) <) )> _/ /_ O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jaegi. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:48:20 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A GF is Not One Who Says, "Main Teri Kismat Mai Nahi, Tum Mujhe Bhul Jao" A True GF is One Who Says, "Tu Padhai Pe Dhyaan De, Placement Ke Baad Ghar Se Utha Lena. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:49:20 PM

karira

Age: 30

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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SANTA: log kehte hai
movie BOSS release jaldi hojaye gi.
BANTA: haa yaar mai ne b suna hai.
SANTA: magar log kehte hai ki
box office mai bahut kamaye
BANTA(dimag pe ungli rakh kar):
yaar santa ek baat batao ye "box office" kya he
SANTA: ye to mujhe b maloom nahi.
magar mera dimag kehta hai ki
box office ek bada office hoga
jahan boxes khareedte hoge.
BANTA: yaar ek dam sahi hoga phir chale
SANTA: kahan
BANTA: hum be ek ek box laye ge,
yaar wahan saste hoge!!!!!!!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:50:20 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa Singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:51:21 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pata hai AAP Cloromint Kyu Khati ho.. Qki 5-Star Cadbury Park Dairymilk Kit-kat or Munch "50 Paise me" Nahi Aati. HaHa Ab Dubara Mat puchna! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 11:42:06 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kar Na Sake Hum Pyaar Ka Sauda Keemat Hi Kuch Aisi Thi Jeeti Baazi Haar Gaye Hum Kismat Hi Kuch Aisi Thi Koi Na Samjhe Koi Na Jaane Kaisi Yeh Majbbori Hai Paas Hain Ek Dooje Ke Kitne Phir Bhi Kitni Doori Hai Aankhon Main Aansu Ke Hain Qatre Hoton Pe Khamoshi Hai Hans Na Sake Hum Ro Na Sake Hum Halat Hi Kuch Aisi Thi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 11:43:11 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sapne Saare Tod Kar Beithe Hai, Dil Ka Armaan Chod Kar Beithe Hai, Na Kijiye Humse Wafa Ki Baatein, Abhi abhi Dil Ke Tukde Jod Kar Beithe Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:12:55 PM

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