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0irha0


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Subject : funny questions and answers
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr
skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy

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Posted on April, 08 2014 06:36:13 PM


0irha0


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Height of dreaming:
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Bill gates came to me and asked. . .
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Yaar tere paas XP ki CD hai??

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Posted on May, 17 2014 07:59:45 PM

0irha0


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Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi
Hain
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai . .

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Posted on May, 17 2014 08:00:52 PM

0irha0


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What do you call a female who never laughs?
?HASINA?

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Posted on May, 17 2014 08:02:25 PM

0irha0


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What Is Better Then .. .. ..
? PRESENCE Of MIND ?
In Case Of Accident ? ???
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? ABSENCE OF BODY ? ? ;->

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Posted on May, 17 2014 08:04:17 PM

0irha0


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Solve this puzzle :
When bullet was fired on Dog,
Tiger died.
why???
Think
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B?coz dog?s name was tiger .
Improve ur knowledge yaar

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:51:29 PM

0irha0


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ow Will A Computer Engineer Offer U A Drink Named ?
C? ???
CPU . . . ??? ;->

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:53:38 PM

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What is da MOST fr3quently askd question in PAKISTAN
now a days?
?Lite ayi k nai ayi????

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Posted on May, 18 2014 06:51:51 PM

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Wat did the cook give his girlfriend 4 their anniversary?
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A: A fourteen ?carrot? onion ring!

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Posted on May, 18 2014 07:51:46 PM

0irha0


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Question:qalam behtr hai ya talwar?
Answr:qalam behtr hai q k talwar se aap shalwar mein
nara nahin daal saktay. . . .

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Posted on May, 18 2014 07:53:00 PM

0irha0


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From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It
Breaks ??
From The Re-Tail shop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:09:37 PM

0irha0


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Football Mein Kitni Sides Hoti Hain??
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Nahin Maaloom . .
2 Side Hoti Hain . .
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IN-SIDE aur OUT-SIDE . . . . . . . ;->

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:10:37 PM

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Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi Ghumta Hai
Puchho Puchho..????
Are Puchhona..?
Are Papu Andha Hai
Raat Ko Andhere
Me Use Kese Dikhega

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:13:15 PM

0irha0


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Q> What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws.
A> Outlaws are wanted. :-D

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:16:13 PM

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Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan pe banda n@hi marta?
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1. C@rtoon Network
2. Star Plus ;-)

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:17:58 PM

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Q: What do you take before every meaL?
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Ans: A Seat . . . ;->

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:19:06 PM

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: Where do you find a No-Legged Dog ?
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Ans: Right Where you Left Him. . . ;->

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:20:09 PM

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Q: What Starts with T, ends with T and is fuLL of T ??
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Ans: A TeapoT. . . ;->

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:21:18 PM

0irha0


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Do You Know !
The Only Place
Where
S U C C E S S
Comes Before
W O R K S
Is …
In The
D I C T I O N A R Y ;->

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:22:38 PM

0irha0


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It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:25:16 PM

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aaj kal ourat aag bujhana b jaan chuki hai time have changed now bro

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Posted on May, 20 2014 09:35:14 AM