Forums > Masti Box! > funny questions and answers
0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
Subject : funny questions and answers
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr
skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy

no likes.

Posted on April, 08 2014 06:36:13 PM


0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT
STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY

no likes.

Posted on April, 19 2014 06:48:39 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A
SUBMARINE? A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A
PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

no likes.

Posted on April, 19 2014 06:50:09 PM

Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4276 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline
main batata hm you are a girl what is this main ap ki is baat ko nahi samajh paya hm ya phr ap[ ne copy paste kia hai

no likes.

Posted on April, 19 2014 08:02:27 PM

hearthackervsgirls


Age: 40 Male
4171 days old here
Total Posts: 2292
Points : 11973

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline
buhat hi funny question hai or usse bhi funny answet bhi hai.
ager hum asa topic post kerte to lazmi tor per drlete ho gaya hota.
lakin yeh delete nhi hua abhi tak.

no likes.

Posted on April, 19 2014 08:36:16 PM

Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4276 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline
heart bhai nice to see you here or ye topic kafi acha chal hai thnx for coming here

no likes.

Posted on April, 19 2014 08:40:16 PM

hearthackervsgirls


Age: 40 Male
4171 days old here
Total Posts: 2292
Points : 11973

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline
yar mujhe to bilkul bhi is bare main bilkul bhi pta nhi hai.
ager pta hota to main apko lazmi bta deta.
mujhe is bare main bilkul bhi pta nhi hai.

no likes.

Posted on April, 19 2014 08:43:25 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY? A. BY
TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 12:34:02 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers…
While Prpose Of Both Is Same…..!!!!!! ;->

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 12:35:26 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
-
-
-
-
-
Think
-
-
-
-
-
Any guess?
-
-
-
-
-
Ok, I will tell you..
-
-
-
-
-
Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 12:38:12 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss
Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 12:40:56 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
:Explain the word ?automatically??
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko
kehtey hain ?auto -main-taklli?.

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 12:44:10 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
Question: ?Pizza Hut? ka opposite kya hota hai?
-
-
-
-
-
Answer: Pizza hatna mat

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 12:45:10 PM

Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4276 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline
ap bhi aik orat hain or orton ke peeche hi lagi hui hain wah g navan ayn aen bhaena..... nice joke

no likes.

Posted on April, 21 2014 10:13:31 PM

Mariyam


Age: 33 Female
3866 days old here
Total Posts: 22
Points : 0

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..

no likes.

Posted on April, 22 2014 11:14:30 AM

Mariyam


Age: 33 Female
3866 days old here
Total Posts: 22
Points : 0

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

no likes.

Posted on April, 22 2014 11:15:42 AM

Mariyam


Age: 33 Female
3866 days old here
Total Posts: 22
Points : 0

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender
Feathers..
What Does He Call It..?
Any Gueses
Dont Knw
He Calls It
"My-Crow-Soft.." ;->

no likes.

Posted on April, 22 2014 11:18:15 AM

Mariyam


Age: 33 Female
3866 days old here
Total Posts: 22
Points : 0

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Who’s The Only Player Who Knows Each And Every
Religious Song. . . ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Har-Bhajan-Sing [HarBhajan Singh]. . . ;->

no likes.

Posted on April, 22 2014 11:19:45 AM

Mariyam


Age: 33 Female
3866 days old here
Total Posts: 22
Points : 0

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their
Mistake. . .?
Ans : On their Wedding. . .

no likes.

Posted on April, 22 2014 11:20:51 AM

Mariyam


Age: 33 Female
3866 days old here
Total Posts: 22
Points : 0

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their
Mistake. . .?
Ans : On their Wedding. . .

no likes.

Posted on April, 22 2014 11:22:10 AM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline
IQ qestion
a rich man needs……..,
a poor man has………..,
if u eat……….. u will die
only one word fits in all the 3 blanks
ager pata chal jia to mujhy bhi bata dena
Ansawer is (Nothing)

no likes.

Posted on April, 25 2014 06:26:11 PM