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0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny questions and answers Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti, Batao Chalo Mein btata hun. Ans. FIRE BRIGADE, Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi, Aag lagana hy Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 08 2014 06:36:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	How Did Bruce Lee Die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . With A Go Lee Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:33:32 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What Is 11 + 4 Equal To ? ? . . . . . . Its Simple . . . . . Dont Knw Addition . . . . . The Answer Is 3 How 11 K 4 Ghante Baad 3 Bajte Hyn Na ? ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:34:56 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Woh Kya Hai K Jiss K Liye Tum Kuch B Kar Saktey Ho? Mujhe Pata Hai! Bataooon ?Easy Load? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:35:58 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark? On Television Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:37:17 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What?s The Best Way To Get FAT ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Go To The Butcher Shop ? ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:38:22 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai? . . . . . . . . . Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:39:23 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	A bOy lOst In The mAll Started Shouting F F F F F WHY?? BCOZ NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION F=MA SO HE WAS SHOUTING MA MA MA MA MA Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:41:08 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)?.. y does it only sell finished cloth?.?? i dont think its a tough one well the answer is Because?.They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:42:36 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta . . . . . Mara Hua Parinda Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:43:47 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ? . . ? ? . . Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:45:15 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	: Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain . . . . . . Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:48:14 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"] Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 07:50:54 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. Such As Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 09:14:04 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What do dentists call Their x-ray? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tooth pics..;/ Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 09:15:31 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is at the end of ?everything?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The letter g.-/ Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 09:17:01 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai ?arey kambakht, kya tor dia?? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 09:18:13 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q. Which day is stronger..! Sunday Or Monday??? The Answer is..! Its Sunday Coz Monday Is A Weekday (Weak day)???????;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 16 2014 09:22:30 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	AgAr Kisi ki MAA k pAAs bohot DAuLAt ho to UsAy kyA kAho gAy ??? Socho . . Or Socho . . MAA BAdAuLAt . . . ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2014 07:55:51 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4345 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline

What is Business..?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates? daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates?
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!

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Posted on May, 17 2014 07:57:23 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q:1 Over Me Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hen Kya Kaha 6 Sorry 1 Over Mein 1 Hi Ball 6 Baar Phenki Jaati Hai. Cricket k bare me pata he nahi . Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2014 07:58:28 PM

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