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MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jis K Badlay Tum mujy mill jao . . . . Main Kisi Aisi Naiki Ki Talash Main Hoon….. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:15:12 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Its a FACT whether you Agree or Disagree . . . . . . . . Crushes would be USELESS, if you dont have a best friend to talk about them Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:17:59 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Roz gunaah karta hun, woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se, Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se… Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:21:09 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Kis Ko Chahain Gay Hum Tairy Siwa…!!

Kon Hai Tujh Sa Doosra?

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:23:00 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

kisi se koi cheez maango tou aisay maango

jaisay tumhary baap ki hai.

Na milay tou socho, konsa tumhaary baap ki thi

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:25:00 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:26:34 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:27:53 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Larki ko respect deni chaiye.. Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:29:22 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too

16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money

25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@

Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:31:40 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

Toba Toba. . .!

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:35:45 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:36:59 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:38:35 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:39:48 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Main to yunhi udas betha pani me pathr phenk rha tha

Achank 1 DADDO nikla or bola “Pani vich aa teri udasi kadaan bagherta.

Niky mundy da sir paar dita ay.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:41:13 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:42:58 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli… Dulha bola , . . . . . . . . . “tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?” Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:48:35 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4301 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Japan mein 2 dost thy. 1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo” aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di “wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya, . bas usi din sy hi kehty hain… . ; . ; . ; . ; . . ; . “JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA” Like rahulthebest36 like this.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:49:53 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Duniya main barri jagghain dekhien, per Lahore Lahore ay!!!
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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:51:35 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4301 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(

Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:52:41 PM

taimoorkhan Age: 31 4313 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice ha yar bohat achi poetry share krte ho ap daear Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 28 2013 11:19:48 AM

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