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MrNumanM Age: 30 4266 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4892 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Really Girls are very Smart...=P . Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai? . Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10, . Girl: kuch kam karo na plz.. . . . . . . . . . Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo . . . . . . Girl: Thanku, dedo... ye huyi na Baat... =D Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2013 01:19:04 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Youn Ghalat Bhi Nahi Hotay Chehron K Ta'asur Lekin Log Waisay Hotay Be Nahi Jaisay Nazar Atay Hain Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2013 06:41:44 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4276 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai apke shar ne to zindagi ki haqeeqat bayan ki hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2013 07:16:37 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bure aadmi achhi baton mein bhi burai dhundhte hain jis tarah makkhiyan khoobsurat jism ko chhor kar zakhm par baithti hain Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2013 10:35:51 PM

usman95 Age: 34 4043 days old here Total Posts: 2472 Points : 57 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Its a FACT whether you Agree or Disagree . . . . . . . . Crushes would be USELESS, if you dont have a best friend to talk about them Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 06 2013 12:11:05 AM

usman95 Age: 34 4043 days old here Total Posts: 2472 Points : 57 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Japan mein 2 dost thy. 1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo” aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di “wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya, . bas usi din sy hi kehty hain… . ; . ; . ; . ; . . ; . “JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 06 2013 12:14:49 AM

usman95 Age: 34 4043 days old here Total Posts: 2472 Points : 57 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah g wah kya bat hai apki kamal ka topic hai g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 06 2013 12:18:47 AM

usman95 Age: 34 4043 days old here Total Posts: 2472 Points : 57 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai ye to bht acha topic achy achy topic post karty raha rao g!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 06 2013 12:21:29 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Truth adds strength to our mind, courage to our heart, happiness to our soul and empowerment, motivation and inspiration to feel the best in our enriching life Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 06 2013 08:57:50 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Meri kisi khata pe naraz na hona Apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona Sakon milta h sun kar apki hansi ko Hanste rehna zndgi me kbi udas na hona Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 07 2013 10:59:37 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4892 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai . Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 08 2013 12:10:38 AM

rashidfarooqz

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5012 days old here
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A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle, when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop he called the surgeon & said,

Look at this engine, I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired & put them back. So why do I get such a small salary & you get huge sum?

The doctor smiled and came close to his ear and said,

TRY THE SAME WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING

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Posted on November, 08 2013 09:45:33 PM

tariqjavaid

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4821 days old here
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Aansu`oon ki Tarah Nazron say Giraya Us Ne
Apni khabar Na Mili Kuch Aise khak Mein Milaya Us Ne,
Elzaam Mujh Pe Lagaaya Magar Bewafa khud Tha
Pehle Dewana Banaya Phir Mujhey Thukraya Us Ne,
Usko Mazaa Aata Hai Mujhko Sataane Mein
Mujhe Geeli Lakri ki Tarah Jalaya Us Ne,
Rahat Gha
Aaya Na Tha Us ko Wadaa Wafaa Karnaa
Logon ko Jhota Apni Wafa ka Qisa Sunaya Us Ne,
Tanhayon K Dard Se khoob Waqif Tha Woh “FARAZ”
Pher Bhi Dunya Mein Mujhe TANHA Baanaya Us Ne.

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Posted on November, 09 2013 12:35:19 PM

tariqjavaid

Age: 61

4821 days old here
Total Posts: 5615
Points : 209

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Wafaa Ke Baab Mein iLzaam-e-Aashiqui Na Lia
Ke Teri Baat Ki Aur Tera Naam Bhi Na Lia
Khusha Wo Loog Ke Mehroom-e-iLtafaat Rahay
Tere Karam Ko Ba Andaaz-e-Saadgi Na Lia
Tumhaaray Baad Kayi Haath Dil Ki Simt Barhay
Hazaar Shukar Girebaan Ko Ham Ne Si Na Lia
Tamaam Masti-o-Tishna Labi Ke Hangaamay
Kisi Ne Sang Uthaaya, Kisi Ne Meena Lia
Ghazala rahat
“Faraz” Zulm Hai Kuch Itni Khud Aitmaadi Bhi
Ke Raat Bhi Thi Andheri, Charaagh Bhi Na Lia

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Posted on November, 09 2013 12:36:24 PM

nido Age: 35 4140 days old here Total Posts: 3456 Points : 376 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	MERI TAAMEER KE KISSE KAHIN LIKHE NA JAYEINGE, MAIN JANGAL SE GHUZARNE KE LIYE RASTA BANATA HOON, BICHAD KAR BHI JUDE RAHNE KA YE ACHCHA TREEQA HAI, WO EK GUDDA BANATI HAI MAIN EK GUDIYA BANATA HOON, AGAR ACHCHA SA KOI NAAM SOCHO TO BATA DENA, MAIN APNE KHUWAAB KI KATRAN SE EK CHEHRA BANATA HOON Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 10 2013 01:19:59 AM

nido

Age: 35

4140 days old here
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Ghum Bade Aate Hai Qaatil Ki Nigahon Ki Tarah,
Tum Chhipa Lo Mujhe Aye Dost Gunahon Ki Tarah,

Apni Nazron Mein Gunehgaar Na Hote, Kyon Kar
Dil Hi Dushman Hai Mujrimon Ke Gawahon Ki Tarah,

Har Taraf Zeest Ki Raahon Mein Kadi Dhoop Hai Dost,
Bas Teri Yaad Ke Saaye Hai Panahon Ki Tarah,

Jinki Khatir Kabhi Ilzaam Uthaye,
Wo Bhi Pesh Aye Hai Insaaf Ke Shaahon Ki Tarah...

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Posted on November, 10 2013 01:21:04 AM

nido

Age: 35

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Points : 376

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maine dekha tha un dino mien usse
jab wo khiltay gulab jesa tha
uski palkoon se neend chanti thi
us ka lahja sharab jesa tha
us ki zulfoon se bhegti thi ghatta
us ka rukh mahtaab jesa tha
log parhtay thay khal o khad us ke
wo adab ki kitab jesa tha
bolta tha zaban khushbu ki
log suntay thay dharkanooon mien usse
mien dekha tha un dino mien usse
sari ankhien thein aainay uske
saray chahroon mien intekhab tha wo
ye haqeqat hai ke koi khawab tha wo
sab se ghul mil ker ajnabi rahna
ek dariya numa serab tha wo
meri neendien bhi uski nazr hoein
meine paya tha ratjagoon mein usse
meine dekha tha un dino mien usse
jab wo hans hans ke raat karta tha
dil ke khemay mein raat karta tha
rang parhtay thay aanchaloon mien usse
miene dekha tha un dino mien usse
ye magar daer ki kahani hai
ye magar daer ka fasana hai
abh us ke aur mere milaap ke haail
sadiyon bhara zamana hai
abh ke haal apna bhi dasht e hijra ki shaam jesa hai
najanay in dino wo kesa hoga??
men dekha tha un dino mein usse

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Posted on November, 10 2013 01:22:13 AM

nido

Age: 35

4140 days old here
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Points : 376

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Is Shart Pe Khelon Gi Piya Pyar Ki Bazi
Jeeton To Tujhe Paon Haaron To Piya Teri

Har Lihaz Khayal Tera Rakhon Gi Sirf Itna
Beth Jaon To B Teri Uth Jaon To B Teri

Kuch Kar Lu Gi Haal Apna Aisa Hamsafar
Aankh Lage To B Teri Aankh Khule To B Teri

Teri Har Aahat Pe Paa Lu Gi Tabeer Aisi
Hans Jaon To B Teri Rooth Jaon To B Teri

Main Saath Du Tera Kuch Aisa
Zinda Rahon To B Teri Mar Jaon To B Teri

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Posted on November, 10 2013 01:23:23 AM

nido Age: 35 4140 days old here Total Posts: 3456 Points : 376 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shikayat Kya Karon Dono Taraf Gham Ka Fasana Hai, Tere Aage Mohobbat Hai Mere Aage Zamana Hai …!! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 10 2013 01:24:24 AM

nido

Age: 35

4140 days old here
Total Posts: 3456
Points : 376

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ye yaad hay tumhari ya yadoon me ho tum
ye khawab hay tumhara ya khawbon me tum ho

hum kuch ni jante bus itna batao
tum jan ho hamari ya jan me tum hoo

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Posted on November, 10 2013 01:25:26 AM

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