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MrNumanM Age: 30 4267 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur ladkiyo ko bhi. . . Difference is that ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye. . . . And ladko ko.. . . . .Murder2 . . Emran hashmi ki movies wala Chahiye.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:54:20 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.. . . . Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ?? . . . Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:55:21 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4311 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	A smile gives red color 2 ur cheek A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks, white color to ur teeth, pink color 2 ur lips, silver color 2 ur eyes. So keep smilimg and enjoy the colors of lifes. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:55:21 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??. - - Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:56:37 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4311 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	The Real Strength We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It’s called strength Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:56:39 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti. “DOST” K pakistan bhar ki auraton ko Aetemad ariel par Q hy. (,”)/’hum mar <\/ gya hen _/\_ kya?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:57:42 AM

Age: 31

3969 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

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Attock, Pakistan

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Wo Arsh ka charagh hai mein us k qadm0n ki dhool hoon,

ay zindgi gawah rehna mein GHULAM-E-RASOOL Hoon...Amday
MUSTAFA
MARHABA.....Marhaba... Mubark ho g eid muldn nabi s.w

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:58:31 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance karogi..) . . Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …” . . . Ladka pyar se bola: . . . . . . . To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..?? Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:58:43 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4311 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Tears can sometimes be more special than Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.. For smiles can be given to any one.. but, tears are only shed for people we love… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:59:29 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga, Uski Doli agar Uthi To To To (,”) < ))> XcuSe mE _\|\|_.. Koi Baat Nahi, Dosri Phansa Lon Ga..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:00:33 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4311 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart, reflects in your eyes and ends with a glow on your face!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:00:37 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching ! . Girl : Impossible . Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ?? . Girl : Ok . Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya … . Girl : Hey ! You touched me . . . Boy : han to ro q rahi ho??? laa rha hoo na pepsi..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:01:40 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4311 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Qayamat Toot Parti Hai Zara Se Hont Hilne Par Qayamat Toot Parti Hai Zara Se Hont Hilne Par Najanay Kya Hashar Ho ga Jab Wo Muskraaye Gi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:01:51 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi, abhi tak soch ra hu ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:02:42 PM

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!..lolz..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:03:44 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl- Main Jab Bhi Phone Karti Hu Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho. . Din Me Kitni Baar Shaving Karte Ho? . . Pappu – 30-40 Baar. . . Girl – Pagal Ho Kya ?? . . . . . . . Pappu – Pagal Nahi NAAYI Hu.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:05:10 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	What is breakup ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itz A Matter of time when a jaan becomes Jaanwar and a cutiee becomes a kutti..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:06:19 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	In Pakistan.. on a bus stand… at a book stall…. . . . an american engineer got heart attack.. .becoz. ….. he saw a book : “how to become an engineer in 15 days” worth rs. 15… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:07:32 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mom :Beta haath jal gaya, toothpaste lana. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : No, maa, Mere toothpaste me namak hai, Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..!lolz Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:08:51 PM

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

College Days…

T.V.+fb :- 3 Ghanta
Sona :- 8 Ghanta
Khelna :- 2 Ghanta
Gf/Bf :- 3 Ghanta
Dost+fb :- 6 Ghanta
PC+fb :- 2 Ghanta

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“Baba Ji Ka GHANTA..:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:10:08 PM