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MrNumanM Age: 30 4268 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	First We Make Our Attitude “First We Make Our Attitude Then Our Attitude Make Us…” ~.~ Denis Waitley ~.~ Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 11:53:05 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	An Amazing QuOte An Amazing QuOte: sOmetimes in LIFE its difficult tO decide whats wrOng!! A LIE that brings a SMILE Or the TRUTH that brings a TEAR Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 11:54:21 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes!., Because Nobody Slips down by Hills., But just Slips by Little Stones…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 11:55:47 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Every Time i Try To Walk Away Every Time i Try To Walk Away, There’s Always Something that Remind me i Should Stay Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 11:56:47 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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1st Sharabi: Ye tum har peg ke baad jeb se nikaal kar kya dekhte ho?

2nd Sharabi: Biwi ki photo, Jab sundar lagne lagegi to iska matlab chadh gayi hai.!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:21:20 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife (seeing stars):" batao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.. ?? . . . . Husband:" nahi mai nahi bataunga.. . . . . Wife(smiling):" nahi batao na plz.. . . . . . Husband:" Tera muh Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 12:22:53 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hone waali Saas: Kya aapki beti mein Sanskar hain? Beti ka Baap: Alok Nath Certfied hai Ji Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 12:24:02 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder 2. Name the folder Internet Explorer 3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer. 4.Done Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 12:25:12 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Khuda kare har Raat Chand ban k aaye,
Din ka ujaala Shaan ban k aaye,
Kabhi dur na ho Aapke Chehre se Hansi,

Nayi Subah aisi mehman ban ke aaye.

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:26:43 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein KYa Reh Jayega,
Door Tak Tanhaiyo KA SIlsila Reh Jayega,

Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost,
Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega.

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:28:04 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Breaking News:

Supreme court passes new rule,
Marriage certificate not required, if alok nath gives aashirwad..

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:29:05 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement.

At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'.

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:30:11 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl : hypnotize karna kya hota he? . . Boy: kisi ko apne bas me karke usse apni marzi ke saare kaam . . . karwana. . . Girl:- . . . . . . . chal jhoothe, usko to 'boyfriend' banana kehte hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 12:31:59 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Lines said by kapil...... abt dhoom 3

Bande he ye kiske
Kisne diya inko itna zor
Chappal se dhoyege inko
Agar banaya dhoom 4

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:33:01 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	The most emotional moment in Boys life............ . . . . When a Girl says "Mujhy Request bhejo?" . . . . . . . . . Itni khushi, Itni khushi, Bss mat pocho Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 12:34:02 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Wo Yaad Aaya Kuch Yun Wo Yaad Aaya Kuch Yun, K Laut Aaye Sab Silsiley.. Thandi Hawa, Sukhey Pat’tay, aur barish mein Coffee Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 01:02:33 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Phir Yeh Baarish Meri Tanhaai Churaane Aayi Dar-O-Deewar Pe Shaqlein Sii Banaane Aayi ! Phir Yeh Baarish Meri Tanhaai Churaane Aayi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 01:03:41 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Barasti baarishon say bus mujhay itni si nisbat hai Barasti baarishon say bus mujhay itni si nisbat hai.., K iss tarha ka ek mausam meray andar bhi rehta hai… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 01:04:46 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Keh Do badal se barasna hai jamm jamm barsay Itni Shiddat se to Barsaat bhi Kam Kam Barsay Jis Tarah aankh teri yaad me chham chham barsay Minnatein kon karay aik Gharonday ke liye Keh Do badal se barasna hai jamm jamm barsay Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 01:05:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Aaj Fir Asmaan Par Kale Boyfrnd => Aaj Fir Asmaan Par Kale Badlon ka Saya H Aur Apne Saath Barsaat Laya Hain . . . . . . . . Grlfrnd => bhen de take saf saf bolna,aaj tu fir puppy lene k mood se aaya h!!! xD Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 13 2014 01:07:14 PM

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