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Shezi143


Age: 41 Male
4700 days old here
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Status : Offline		 Subject : READ N LAUGH!
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
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Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
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Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
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Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:23:35 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Mein
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya-
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:47:02 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkeeper. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

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Posted on September, 23 2012 01:55:52 PM
bawa125


Age: 34 Male
4445 days old here
Total Posts: 1798
Points : 168

Location:
Islamabad, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hahahahahahaha....

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Posted on September, 23 2012 02:47:53 PM
bawa125


Age: 34 Male
4445 days old here
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Points : 168

Location:
Islamabad, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Goood joke ....

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Posted on September, 23 2012 02:48:46 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

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Posted on September, 23 2012 03:31:44 PM
Rohama


Age: 30 Female
4461 days old here
Total Posts: 9029
Points : 340

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahahahhah
had hai

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Posted on September, 23 2012 04:51:22 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

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Posted on September, 23 2012 09:10:49 PM
Rohama


Age: 30 Female
4461 days old here
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Points : 340

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahhahaha
nice ans

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Posted on September, 24 2012 05:14:56 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Faqir:40 rupay do chai pini hai!

Admi:chai to 20 ki hy!

Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..

Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,

Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

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Posted on September, 24 2012 09:03:32 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He he he he

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Posted on September, 25 2012 09:20:24 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 admi apny bety k liey aisa ROBOT laya jo jhut bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha
Beta; papa aj me school ni jaunga mery pait ma dard ha (chatakh)!
Bap:dekha! Ap ne jhut bola is liey apko saza mili,me jb ap jitna tha to kbi jhut ni bolta tha(chatakh)!!



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Posted on September, 26 2012 06:02:25 PM
Tayyab96


Age: 28 Male
4621 days old here
Total Posts: 3434
Points : 149

Location:
Gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahahahahahahahha

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Posted on September, 26 2012 06:47:39 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!



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Posted on September, 26 2012 11:59:37 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aap ka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.

Sardar replied, “Yaar dhyaan se dekh !”

“4 wheelar hai.”


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Posted on September, 27 2012 09:43:50 PM
Tayyab96


Age: 28 Male
4621 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
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Status : Offline

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Posted on October, 02 2012 01:51:23 PM
malikumairhere


Age: 30 Male
4490 days old here
Total Posts: 246
Points : 144

Location:
PESHAWAR, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 sach main emotional kar dia tha
par
akhr nechay par lia
k sab bakwas hai ...

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Posted on October, 02 2012 08:12:03 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.

Teachr: kya paper ni ata.

Sardar: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.


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Posted on October, 02 2012 11:43:25 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Satdar BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?

Satdar: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.


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Posted on October, 06 2012 10:51:05 PM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5007 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya
usne apne sab dosto se wo msg paper pe likhwaya,
magar q?
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Sab ki handwritng sms ki writng se match karne k liye.. ;->

Like


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Posted on October, 07 2012 06:26:43 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

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Posted on October, 08 2012 09:44:53 PM
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