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Shezi143 Age: 41 4700 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : READ N LAUGH! Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, . . . Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, . . . Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, . . . Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:23:35 AM

sada2010

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Aik charsi bhuja howa cigarette pee raha tha

Aik aadmi nai poocha

"Yai tu dwaan nahi kar raha"

Charsi bola

"Is mai CNG lagwaya hai"

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Posted on September, 14 2012 05:52:22 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5007 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mom: Pappu meri chappal lab de. . Smart Pappu after 5 min . opened google.com and . typed "WWW.bebe khabbe pair di chapal.com Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2012 06:16:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.

Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.

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Posted on September, 14 2012 09:12:52 PM

rashidfarooqz

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A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park.

When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

When his friend asks him “kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”

Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata “

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Posted on September, 15 2012 11:34:32 AM

rashidfarooqz

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

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Posted on September, 16 2012 10:46:34 AM

gulab50 Age: 33 4956 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hmmmm nice zyada hansi nhi aye Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2012 05:04:55 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	bakwas ka s to laga da Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2012 06:41:58 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Banta : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!“

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Posted on September, 16 2012 08:18:04 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahah very good jeo bnta ji Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2012 08:23:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar, one day is at the railway station.

He asks one man, “When will Awam Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

“When will Punjab Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 10.30.

“When will Taez Gam go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.

Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks

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Posted on September, 16 2012 08:31:16 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehehehehehehheehehh, jio ji sardar Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2012 12:10:53 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husbend: ye kesa khana banaya hai tum ny bikul gober jaisa . . . . . Wife: Toba hai !!! is admi ny tu har cheez chakhi hoi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2012 09:09:27 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

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Posted on September, 18 2012 11:08:33 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach : Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai? Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata? Sardarji 1: Nahi pata. Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 20 2012 08:33:38 PM

Rohama Age: 30 4461 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhahhahhahahhahah Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 01:34:46 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehehe hohohoohhoo hahahhahahah Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 07:13:14 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 03:50:28 PM

gmirfani Age: 47 4458 days old here Total Posts: 60 Points : 37 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Good and nice Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 05:58:42 PM

Rohama Age: 30 4461 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahha pgal Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 06:07:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa:
Kal koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Banta:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Santa paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

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Posted on September, 21 2012 06:13:37 PM

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