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Shezi143


Age: 41 Male
4736 days old here
Total Posts: 1220
Points : 585

Location:
Islamabad, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : READ N LAUGH!
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
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Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
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Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
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Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:23:35 AM
saim14399


Age: 31 Male
4703 days old here
Total Posts: 14102
Points : 33

Location:
Dammam, Saudi Arabia

Status : Offline		 very funy

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Posted on September, 06 2012 07:05:37 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha


Scratch kr ky anser prh lein... :-O;-)

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Posted on September, 06 2012 07:23:03 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

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Posted on September, 07 2012 06:24:16 PM
jahan


Age: 30 Male
4886 days old here
Total Posts: 908
Points : 140

Location:
hasanabdal, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 very gud

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Posted on September, 07 2012 07:07:25 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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Posted on September, 07 2012 08:25:35 PM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


Age: 37 Male
4501 days old here
Total Posts: 11084
Points : 45

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 yar sara mood hi khrab krdia
end pe wohi ki na?????????????

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Posted on September, 07 2012 08:39:16 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."


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Posted on September, 07 2012 10:10:49 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


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Posted on September, 08 2012 11:17:01 PM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


Age: 37 Male
4501 days old here
Total Posts: 11084
Points : 45

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahaahaha sai future btaya he
good

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Posted on September, 08 2012 11:59:44 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

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Posted on September, 09 2012 11:33:51 AM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5043 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 heheheheheheheheeh
hehehehehehehehe

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Posted on September, 10 2012 10:54:27 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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Posted on September, 10 2012 11:28:38 PM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


Age: 37 Male
4501 days old here
Total Posts: 11084
Points : 45

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahahaahahh v good

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:23:06 AM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


Age: 37 Male
4501 days old here
Total Posts: 11084
Points : 45

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 shekh tesri manzil se gir gya krty waqt khirki k pas se guzra to dekha begum rotian pka ri thi, shekh zor se chhillaya,,,,,,
oey meri roti na pakaaen...

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:24:18 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A sardar's response to the comment,

Think about it!:

I don't have to think

I'm sardar!

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:33:37 AM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


Age: 37 Male
4501 days old here
Total Posts: 11084
Points : 45

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahhaahahahhahahaahhaaha

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Posted on September, 11 2012 01:13:18 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:


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Posted on September, 11 2012 06:25:01 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

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Posted on September, 12 2012 09:46:59 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

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Posted on September, 13 2012 09:25:45 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5049 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

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Posted on September, 14 2012 05:44:08 PM
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