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prince3 Age: 32 4814 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

Omer87 Age: 36 4806 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nice keep it up Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 13 2012 05:05:18 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4812 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	The most "hungry + sad" mOment.. . . . . . . . . When yOu're sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt "Tea with SamOsas" : Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 13 2012 07:32:12 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4812 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	How to disturb...''' Boy:Pen hai? Girl:nai hai. Boy:Pen hai pen? Girl:kaha na nahi hai. (thori dare bad) Boyen hai pen?pen? Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai. ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi. Boy:Hathora hai? Girl:nahi.. Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen?? Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 13 2012 07:33:02 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4812 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

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Posted on July, 13 2012 07:34:09 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

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In A Way I Feel Sorry For The Kids Of Next Generation

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They'll Have Parents Who Know How To Check "Last Call Duration", Sent Msgs, And "Browser History" (;

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:13:07 PM

Eman Age: 35 4643 days old here Total Posts: 807 Points : 2 Location: Punjab, Pakistan Status : Offline	The Most FAKE Thing You Will Ever See Is When: - - - - - Two Girls Meet Each Other For The First Time ... =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 14 2012 09:15:45 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

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Punjab, Pakistan

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That Amazing Moment..

When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..

But,

The HeadphOnes Save Its Life... ^_-

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:16:47 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

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Punjab, Pakistan

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How To Settle Abroad?
FOR GUYS:
Study Hard
Get Good Grades
Appear In IELTS N TOEFL
Apply For Student Visa
Wait For The Call
Appear In The Interview
Get Admission In A Uni
Get Good Grades
Search For A Job
Work Hard, Earn Well To Settle

FOR GIRLS:
Marry This Guy !!!

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:19:28 PM

Eman Age: 35 4643 days old here Total Posts: 807 Points : 2 Location: Punjab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Understanding The Misunderstanding Is The Real Understanding. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 14 2012 09:20:19 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Graduation Speech:

I Would Like To Thank,

The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft 0ffice And
Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:21:06 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

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For All My Haters

I Just Want You To Know
That
There's No Medicine For
Insecurity ... =P =D

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:22:14 PM

Eman Age: 35 4643 days old here Total Posts: 807 Points : 2 Location: Punjab, Pakistan Status : Offline	People Think SMOKING Is Hard To Quit. G0D ! ! They Haven't Tried To Quit FACEBOOK Yet .. ! =D Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 14 2012 09:23:30 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

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U Don't Know Sumthing?
Google It !

U Don't Know Sumone?
Facebook It !

You Don't Find Sumthing?
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MUMMY !!

Sum Things, Nevr Change..

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:25:26 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

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What A Fact...!!!
She Needs A Man With A Future,

He Needs A Woman With No Past..!

Amazing World.......!!!

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:26:34 PM

Eman

Age: 35

4643 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

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Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company..

"We Don't Pay YOU For Having "Brains"
We Only Reward "YOU" For Using Them "Intelligently"....!!

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:27:42 PM

Omer87

Age: 36

4806 days old here
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Points : 298

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Eman

mer no. per bhi forward ker diya kero yeh sms please

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Posted on July, 15 2012 01:03:16 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4812 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Classic Insult...

A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent ...

Boy: Don't Let The Animal in Me Come Out ...!!

Girl Replies: Aah! As If I'm Afraid Of A Mouse.... !! :P

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Posted on July, 15 2012 01:25:50 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4812 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Question: Why most of the Engg Students can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...? . . . . . Answer: "Smooth roads never make good drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots & CLEARING all subjects in the 1st attempt, never makes Good ENGINEERS" :P Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 15 2012 01:27:07 AM

Omer87 Age: 36 4806 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	lol Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 15 2012 02:08:47 AM

mohsinklm3j Age: 33 4656 days old here Total Posts: 88 Points : 28 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	yeh servis srf pak101 ki web site tak he mehdod hay for omer87 to eman Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 15 2012 02:27:24 AM

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