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Age: 38 Male
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Subject : INBOX (closed)
write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!!

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Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM


rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Purani kahawat hai k sote waqt
koi Tention lekar Nahi Sona
Chahiye.....
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HairaT hai
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phir bhi Log
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Biwi k Saath hi SoTe Hai


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Posted on January, 21 2014 04:57:51 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4...Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke SurajNikle Charon Aur...
Irade Hain KanyadaaniKanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne
Haathon Kanyadaan KarneAaj Chale Hain Hum.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 04:59:25 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Father-Beta Agar Sasural Wale,Scooter De To Car Magna,Shop De To Ghar Mangna,Coolar De To Ac Mangna.Beta- Papa Agar Wo Ladki De To,Kya Sath Me Uski Dusri Bahan Bhi Mang Lu?


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:00:36 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Kya January.. Kya February..

Hum
Kya kare November Ko,
December Ko ?!
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Jab Gf Hi Nai Humari To..
Aag Lage
Is Calendar Ko..


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:02:08 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Pappu Ki Girlfriend Boli:
Mujhe Bhul Jao,
Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai
London Ke Ek Ladke Ke Saath
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Pappu: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya
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Ek I-phone Bhej Dena Wahan Se.
Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:03:11 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
“Bhai Saaab..” :O


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:04:17 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ladkiya 1 sandle ki jodi khrid k
aayegi
aur pure mohhalle me kehti firegi-
Aaj mein Shopping kar ke aayi huin..!
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Aur ladke 5000 ki daru p kar aate
hai-
fir bhi chup hap so jate hai,
kahi Bapu ko pata na chal jaye...
# rex


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:05:33 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:06:45 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi krli
Murga:Hum mar gye the?
jo baaz se shadi ki
Murgi:Mai tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
pr Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force mein ho.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:07:50 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa
ko
phone kiya
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Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
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Maa : OLX pe bech de

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:08:52 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Boy:" Movie chalo..
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Girl:" Nahi.. Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge...
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Boy:" Nahi karunga...
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Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge...
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Boy:" Nahi pakdunga..
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Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge..
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Boy:" Nahi karunga..
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Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke ja raha hai dhakkan,
apni behen ke saath hi chale ja..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:10:16 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Dhoom 3 fever :
"Bandeh hai hum clg ke,
Hum pe SYLLABUS ka zor !
JOURNALS aur ASSIGNMENTS, dikhe chaaro ore.
Iraade hai faulaadi,
Himmati har kadam..
Apni KTs clear karne, aaj chale hai hum."

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:11:29 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye..
pr
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui..
thats called SELF CONTROL.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:12:34 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka darwaza khole,
To ...Samajh jao ke..

Ya to Car nayi hai,
Ya Wife nayi hai,
Ya phir
Wife 'nahi' hai.:

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:13:36 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Yaad rakho..
Jo achi hogi woh "Khushi"
De gi
Or
Jo Buri hogi woh "Khushi
Khushi" Degi
Pogo ab Dvd main bhi
Dastyaab hai ..


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:15:04 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Rabba dukh na dena mere dosto ko,
chahe mujhe sukho ka pahad de de,
ghoome mere dost nayi cyckel par,
bhale mujhe purani bmw car de de.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:16:11 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3825 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Zindagi Apni Masti Main Jiya
Kar,
Ishk Bahut Buri Cheez Hain Na
Kiya Kar,
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Carrier Per
Diya Kar, ISHK Aur Apni GIRLFRIEND Mujh
Pe Chhor Diya Kar.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:17:13 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3791 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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PAGAL hoto sms padte hi mis
cal do. MAHA PAGAL hoto msg kro
BEVKUF hoto cal kro TEENO hoto chup hi rhna.
Ab Ayega Mza
Dekhte h tum kya ho...
reply must..@

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:18:57 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3791 days old here
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Points : 78

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Koi Jhuka K Maarta Hai
Koi Khade-2 Maarta Hai
Koi Dhire-2 Maarta Hai
Koi Jaldi-2 Maarta Hai
Koi Maarte-2 Thak Jata Hai
Tab Jakar Hota Hai
"Scooter Start"

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:20:57 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3791 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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G.k.class

Lady Teacher To Boy: 11 Fruits K Naam Batao?

Boy:
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja K Amrood
2 Shanti K Tarbuz
2 Neha K Santre
2 Pinki K Nimbu Aur
1 Mera Kela..!!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:22:00 PM