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LEOPARD Age: 39 4808 days old here Total Posts: 3628 Points : 35 Location: Bahawalpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Macchar maarne ka jadeed or aasan tariqa Cheeni or lal mirch ka mixture macchar ko dein. Mixture khatay hi wo pani ki talash main niklega. Jese hi wo water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka dedo. Wo bheeg jayega or khud ko dry karne k liye aag k pas jayega. Usi waqt aap aag mein bomb phenk dein. Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega. Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein.. macchar mr jayega.. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 12:41:16 PM

khurrambaber

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LEOPARD said:
Cheeni or lal mirch ka mixture macchar ko dein.
Mixture khatay hi wo pani ki talash main niklega.
Jese hi wo water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka dedo.
Wo bheeg jayega or khud ko dry karne k liye aag k pas jayega.
Usi waqt aap aag mein bomb phenk dein.
Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega.
Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein..
macchar mr jayega..

itnaa lamba process karny ke kiya zaroorat hai, cobra hai na. nahi tu dou hath hai na.

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Posted on May, 30 2011 01:11:04 PM

shahmirnawaz Age: 36 4729 days old here Total Posts: 64 Points : 7 Location: Multan, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice msg phir mortene ke kia zarorat hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 01:56:02 PM

max78612 Age: 32 4778 days old here Total Posts: 683 Points : 239 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh wah wah wahh what an idea leopard GEE what an idea , hatts off to u , hahahahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 02:20:54 PM

simplybest Age: 32 4772 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	leopard sis kia ap kay jungle mai bohat macchar ho gai hai kia.....................heheheheh............. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 03:22:30 PM

atif03 Age: 46 4805 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah wah kia baat hay g machar kay stah itna zulm waisy wo b tu aap hee kay jungle ka hisa hoga bhana g! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 03:50:10 PM

LEOPARD

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khurrambaber said:
LEOPARD said:
Cheeni or lal mirch ka mixture macchar ko dein.
Mixture khatay hi wo pani ki talash main niklega.
Jese hi wo water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka dedo.
Wo bheeg jayega or khud ko dry karne k liye aag k pas jayega.
Usi waqt aap aag mein bomb phenk dein.
Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega.
Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein..
macchar mr jayega..
itnaa lamba process karny ke kiya zaroorat hai, cobra hai na. nahi tu dou hath hai na.

Kobra tau pasoon sayy aay ga.jub k is main gharayloo cheezain he kam a jain gee

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Posted on May, 30 2011 05:03:42 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4834 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	TABHI MAIN NY YEAH BEE LIKHA THA KY NAHI TU DOU HATH TU HAI HEE NAA. MAAR DO SALAY KO. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 05:08:19 PM

abdullatif Age: 29 4777 days old here Total Posts: 2846 Points : 231 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Old but awsome way to kill a most dreadful insect... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 05:53:14 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4075 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar tareeka buht acha hai pr koi shortcut btao na........... Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 16 2013 07:02:04 PM

taimoorkhan Age: 30 4077 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah wah very nice Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 21 2013 07:52:40 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4090 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	haha ye to boht hi lamba and dificult idea hai ye k0n krega ,, Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 21 2013 03:18:29 PM

Rohama Age: 30 4259 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	yeh sb krna tou mushkil hai aur aur bato0 Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 21 2013 03:31:05 PM

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Tumhay zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhay zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Kaho mujh say mohabbat hai
Nahin yeh jantay dono
Mohabbat kab bhala mohtaaj hai lafzo ki
Mohabbat tou hamari dharkano ki saaz main shamil
Sureeley geet ki manind
Mohabbat yaad ki devi
Jo tanha raat ko aksar utar aati hai aankho main
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Hamesha saath rehti hai
Mohabbat aankh main palta woh pur-israr jazba hai
jisey ab tak nahin koi samajh paya
Na iss ki koi surat hai
Na iss ka koi paymana
Dhakay alfaaz main iss ka bohat izhar hota hai
Kuch aisay he k jaisay aab
Taha-e-dil say tou hum dono bohat iqrar kartey hain
Magar phir bhi na janay kiyon
Tumhayn zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhey zidd hai k tum keh dou.

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Posted on March, 21 2013 03:34:50 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4090 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	aur aur kia btaun? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 21 2013 03:44:13 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4263 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah ji wah, machar marna itna assan tha? mujhy to pta e nai tha Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 23 2013 11:21:42 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4090 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha apko aasan lg rha hai ye idea. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 23 2013 12:05:02 PM

taimoorkhan Age: 30 4077 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Morten use kro or machar bagao Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 23 2013 01:45:55 PM

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