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mazharkhan


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Subject : Arz kia Hai
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha..

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Posted on January, 30 2014 09:16:03 AM


rahulthebest36


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Dil diya to mohobaat ki nishani samajh kar
Who khaa gayi use biryani samajh kar
khoon-E-jigar bhi nehi chodha zalim ne
who bhi pee gayi neembu pani samajh kar


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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:50:48 PM

rahulthebest36


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Pappu--cigrate peeraha tha utne me uska papa aae
pappu ne cigrate ko uparwale shirt ke pocketme rakh liya
papa kya tum cigrate pee reha ho
Pappu nechi ji me to peeta hi nehi
papa to fir pocket se dhowa kasa
pappu dil jalne wali baat jo kahi aapne dhowa to aaya ga na

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:51:57 PM

rahulthebest36


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Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :
Apke pas dimag hai
Chalta nahi alag bat hai
Aap smart hai
Koi manta nahi alag bat hai
Aap shareef hai
Lagte nahi alag baat hai
Aapke paas mobile hai
Call nahi karte alag baat h
Kaafi izzat h aapki
Koi karta nahi alag bat hai
Aapki beijati ho rahi h
Aap phir b hans rahe h
Wo galat bat h..

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:53:11 PM

rahulthebest36


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Din ko chain nahi, rat ko aram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,>>>>ye khuda kya yanhi pyar h?
?
?
Stupid, ye pyar nahi SUMMER ki garmi h.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:58:15 PM

rahulthebest36


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Chetavani
Ab Agar Tum Logo Ka Msg Nahi Aaya To
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Bhagwan Wala Msg Bhej Dunga.
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Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Ya 51 Logo Ko...!!!

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:14:16 PM

rahulthebest36


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Patni Kapde Dhone Lagi To Achanak Se Pati Ki Shirt Utha Kar Gusse Se Puchha.
Patni: “ Ye Aap Ki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya? ”
Pati: “ Arrey, Main Khud Hairan Hoon, Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi “

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:15:23 PM

rahulthebest36


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Arz kiya hai koi ladki hume thukra de Gum nahi..
wah-wah
Koi Ladki hume thukra de gum nahi.wa wa
Are us ladki ki ma ka bhosda jiski kismat me hum nahi.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:16:25 PM

rahulthebest36


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Roti To, Tu Bhi De Sakta Hai
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Saza Na Do Mujh Ko Be-Qasoor Hoon
Mein,
Tham Lo Mujko Ghamon Sy Choor
Hoon Mein,
Tere Pyar Ny Kr Diya Pagal Sa Mujhe,
Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hai K Maghroor
Hoon Mein!

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:17:33 PM

rahulthebest36


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engineer boy to riksha wala :
Bhaiya khali ho ??
Riksha wala : haan blkul khaali..
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Engineer: bc fir assignments
complete karke de
na,bhagwan tera bhala karega

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:18:35 PM

rahulthebest36


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Ek survey se malum hua hai ki..
agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki
bajay...
MAUN VRAT rakhe
to pati ki umar aur lambi ho
sakati hai

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:19:42 PM

princeaurangzebtunio


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Lagta He Aapne Apna Chehra Aine Main Dekh kar Bataya Ho Ga.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 05:37:34 PM

lovelychandna


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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:39:45 PM

lovelychandna


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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS .

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:40:48 PM

lovelychandna


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Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar:As Far As I Know,
Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:41:48 PM

lovelychandna


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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:42:53 PM

lovelychandna


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1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:43:54 PM

lovelychandna


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Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:44:59 PM

lovelychandna


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SARDAR'Son:- papaji......
Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye
Donetion mang Reha hai.
SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota pani de de.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:46:01 PM

lovelychandna


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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:47:04 PM

lovelychandna


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Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:48:08 PM