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zzubair94 Age: 37 4803 days old here Total Posts: 55 Points : 28 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : FUNNY JOKE (closed) sharabi ghar ka tala khol raha tha par hath kamp rahe the parosi bola: mey tala khol do? sharabi: tala tou ma khol lu ga ap bas makan pakar lo sala hil raha hy................ Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 16 2011 09:30:17 AM

0irha0

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7 complicated facts about Women
7 complicated facts about Women :
1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive clothes…
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have anything 2
wear…
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed
beautifully…
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied…
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment
them…
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented…

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:12:36 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What’s the similarity between “MARRIAGE” & 11:59pm? . . . . Confused? . . . . Funniest answer: Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hain, aur din badal jate hain…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:13:56 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali Do u know..? Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali, Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali beemari kaun si hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yehi !! Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:15:05 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4690 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahahaha kia bat hai jnaaaab u ki :P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:37:39 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4074 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	funny jokes are realy nice i want to share to but i dont have very nice topic Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:40:12 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti. Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake, To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:29:11 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Our Language is called the Mother Tongue… . . . because . . . . . . . Father never gets a chance to speak Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:30:39 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Christopher Columbus was 41yrs old when he discovered America.. . . And . . I was only 14yrs old when i discovered . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Naughty America Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:32:20 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Cigrate jalta hai aag se pani se nahie ..,.pyar karta hoon tum se teri nani se nahie. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:50 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4089 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha kiya funny jokes hain yaaaar....... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:36:09 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana 5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:36:58 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3969 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha great jokes collection. carry on je. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:38:45 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4089 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	haaan jiiii good collection of all jokes.... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 10:08:23 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Every girl’s wedding craze increses Every girl’s wedding craze increses whenever she see . . . . . . . national ka shadi wala add on t.v Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:01:06 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Another messenger to talk to d same people Whatsapp, wechat, line global, hike, viber, n now its BBM for Android n ios …… Another messenger to talk to d same people.Its like buying 5 different flavor condoms 4 1 night even when u know tht 1 is enough. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:02:22 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	everyone is expert about mobile problems In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . However, the most common solution would be “Switch off kar ke ON kar THIK ho jayega” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:03:37 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	She texted me: “Your adorable.” I replied: “No .YOU’RE adorable.” Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:04:47 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiyon ki 4 Bate kabhi samjh nahi aati- 1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata nahi wo se kya matlab.?) . 2: Mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi). 3: Such btana main kaisi dikh rahi hu (ab sach bolke pitna thodi na hain). 4: I’m very selfish na.. (Ab sach bol do toh gayi bhaish pani main). Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:06:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	You never pay attention to a part of body till it pains…!! Don’t let it happen in relationships Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:07:55 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4108 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on their business trip. After big Success of the scheme, Jet Airways sent letters to all wifes asking about their experience ? 99% wifes replied What scheme ?? Which trip ?? and When was. it?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:08:57 PM

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