*As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

*A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

*Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

*The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

*If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

*If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.