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MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
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Status : Offline		 Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed)
Khuda jab Husan deta hay,
Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay..
Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Jis K Badlay Tum mujy mill jao
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Main Kisi Aisi Naiki Ki Talash
Main Hoon…..

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:15:12 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Its a FACT whether you Agree or Disagree
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Crushes would be USELESS, if you dont have a best friend
to talk about them

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:17:59 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Roz gunaah karta hun, woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se,
Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:21:09 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kis Ko Chahain Gay Hum Tairy Siwa…!!

Kon Hai Tujh Sa Doosra?

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:23:00 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 kisi se koi cheez maango tou aisay maango

jaisay tumhary baap ki hai.

Na milay tou socho, konsa tumhaary baap ki thi

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:25:00 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:26:34 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:27:53 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:29:22 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too

16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money

25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@

Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:31:40 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

Toba Toba. . .!

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:35:45 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:36:59 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:38:35 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:39:48 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Main to yunhi udas betha pani me pathr phenk rha tha

Achank 1 DADDO nikla or bola “Pani vich aa teri udasi kadaan bagherta.

Niky mundy da sir paar dita ay.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:41:13 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:42:58 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli…
Dulha bola ,
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“tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?”

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:48:35 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:49:53 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Duniya main barri jagghain dekhien, per Lahore Lahore ay!!!
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<"msg by Dangue Macher''>

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:51:35 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4058 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(

Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:52:41 PM
taimoorkhan


Age: 30 Male
4070 days old here
Total Posts: 2257
Points : 39

Location:
islambad, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 nice ha yar bohat achi poetry share krte ho ap daear

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Posted on September, 28 2013 11:19:48 AM
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