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MuhammadYahya


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Lahore, Pakistan

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Subject : Free Mobile SMS Collection (closed)
Hazaron Free Mobile SMS's Kay Liye Abhee Visit Karain...
Mobile SMS Collection

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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:40:46 PM


sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main
apko apna cell no: donge
Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chor donga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena
Moral:"Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi
Shareef bana diya hai "THANKS TO MANMOHAN SINGH

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:29:42 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girlfriend:- Janu....Monday shopping
Tuesday hotel
Wednesday outing
Thursday dinner
Friday movie aur
Saturday picnic...Kitna Maja aayega na..??
Boyfriend:- Haaaaa..!
Aur Sunday ko mandir...!
Girlfriend:- Kyu..?
Boyfriend:- Bheek mangne...!!!!!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:30:57 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge
kya?
Kapil Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi
karte!
Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO
mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:32:04 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Toilet Or Cricket Me Kya Samanta Hai
Yaha Bhi Dhoni Hai Wahan Bhi Dhoni Hai .

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:33:07 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Phone Baja…
Husband: Agar Phone
mere liye ho to kehna
main ghar pe nahi hu.
.
.
.
Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..
.
Husband: Mene mana
kiya tha na, mana kar
dena..
.
Wife: Phone aapka nahi
mera tha
Samajh me aa gya ho to
Like karo.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:34:11 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere
pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he?
beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar
puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya
aap Bata payenge...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:35:11 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko
ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:36:21 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
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Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil
Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya,
Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala
"Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:37:37 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil
Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya,
Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala
"Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:38:40 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
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Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.
Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:39:41 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3792 days old here
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Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki
Memory Clear Kar Dali..
Aur Poocha,
Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya?
Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam.
Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola.
Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:40:41 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
3757 days old here
Total Posts: 602
Points : 50

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Tera Humsafar Koi Aur Hai
Tera Raasta Koi Aur Hai
Kabi Khud Se Bhi To Sawal Kar
Tu Wohi Hai Ya Koi Aur Hai..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:38:29 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
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Points : 50

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage
Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi
Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka
Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:39:52 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
3757 days old here
Total Posts: 602
Points : 50

Location:
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Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage
Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi
Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka
Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:40:57 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
3757 days old here
Total Posts: 602
Points : 50

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage
Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi
Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka
Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:42:06 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
3757 days old here
Total Posts: 602
Points : 50

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Ishq To Zndgi Ka Afsana Hai
Ishq Ka Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai
Pata Hai Sab Ko Milenge Sirf Ansu
Par
Na Jane Dunia Me Har Koi Kyu Ishq
Ka Deewana Hai..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:43:44 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
3757 days old here
Total Posts: 602
Points : 50

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Haskar Bhi Dekh Liya Rokar Bhi Dekh Liya,
Kisi Ko Pake Khokar Bhi Dekh Liya,
Pyar Bhi Kiya Aur Ye Jaan Bhi Liya,
Zindagi Wahi Jee Sakta Hai
Jisne Akele Jeena Sikh Liya...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:45:10 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
3757 days old here
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Points : 50

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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True Lines...!!.
Marne Wale To Ek Din
Bin Btaye Mar
Jate Hai... .
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. Dosto.
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.Roz To Wo Marte Hai Jo
Khud Se Zyada
Kisi Ko
Chahte Hai.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:46:31 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
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Points : 50

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Kabi Kabi Aisa Bhi Hota Hai..
Pyar Ka Asar Zara Der Se Hota Hai..
Aapko Lagta Hai Hum Kuch Bhi NahiSochte Aapke Bare Me..
ParHamari Har Baat Me Aapka Hi Zikr Hota Hai..!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:47:36 PM

sateesh


Age: 34 Male
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Total Posts: 602
Points : 50

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Kal raat badi muskil se sulaya hai khudko......"

In ankho ko tere khawabo ka lalach de ker....:-)

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:48:38 PM