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MuhammadYahya Age: 31 4244 days old here Total Posts: 167 Points : 161 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Free Mobile SMS Collection (closed) Hazaron Free Mobile SMS's Kay Liye Abhee Visit Karain... Mobile SMS Collection Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 08:40:46 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3776 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:37:35 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3776 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Government of Australia has introduced a new rule Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide you??? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:39:32 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3776 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:40:59 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ewly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:43:31 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:44:35 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:45:44 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:46:51 PM

monika

Age: 29

3774 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

tatti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:47:57 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	''Utha le re deva,utha le''.... 'eeee''mere ko nai re baba' 'mere yaar ko utha re'.... eeesh..''duniya se nai re deva''... ''NIND'' se uthare GOOD MORNING Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:49:00 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai! Umma.. Umma.. Umma..! Boy: Par anty.. Anty: Oye kiss karne de! Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!! . . . Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:50:15 PM

monika

Age: 29

3774 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:51:51 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:52:51 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	I have a confession to make ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night i see u in my dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:54:26 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	twinkle twinkle little star tera boy friend gaya bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:55:28 PM

monika

Age: 29

3774 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:56:51 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:57:53 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:59:56 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more……this is call as “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi peha Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 04:01:07 PM

monika

Age: 29

3774 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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Posted on January, 20 2014 04:02:27 PM

monika Age: 29 3774 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	eend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 04:06:39 PM

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