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Hira81 Age: 31 4111 days old here Total Posts: 5 Points : 10 Location: isb, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Message of the Day! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 01 2013 10:42:30 AM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Kapil Bola: “Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!” Salesman Fainted !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:32:03 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Toilet Or Cricket Me Kya Samanta Hai Yaha Bhi Dhoni Hai Wahan Bhi Dhoni Hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:33:04 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Phone Baja… Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu. . . . Wife: Woh ghar pe hain.. . Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena.. . Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:34:09 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he? beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya aap Bata payenge... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:35:10 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. .... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:36:16 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:37:35 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:38:36 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi. Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai? Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:39:36 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3799 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki Memory Clear Kar Dali.. Aur Poocha, Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya? Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam. Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola. Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:40:37 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tera Humsafar Koi Aur Hai Tera Raasta Koi Aur Hai Kabi Khud Se Bhi To Sawal Kar Tu Wohi Hai Ya Koi Aur Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:38:25 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:39:39 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:40:43 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:42:03 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ishq To Zndgi Ka Afsana Hai Ishq Ka Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai Pata Hai Sab Ko Milenge Sirf Ansu Par Na Jane Dunia Me Har Koi Kyu Ishq Ka Deewana Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:43:41 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Haskar Bhi Dekh Liya Rokar Bhi Dekh Liya, Kisi Ko Pake Khokar Bhi Dekh Liya, Pyar Bhi Kiya Aur Ye Jaan Bhi Liya, Zindagi Wahi Jee Sakta Hai Jisne Akele Jeena Sikh Liya... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:45:07 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	True Lines...!!. Marne Wale To Ek Din Bin Btaye Mar Jate Hai... . . . . . . Dosto. . . . .Roz To Wo Marte Hai Jo Khud Se Zyada Kisi Ko Chahte Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:46:26 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kabi Kabi Aisa Bhi Hota Hai.. Pyar Ka Asar Zara Der Se Hota Hai.. Aapko Lagta Hai Hum Kuch Bhi NahiSochte Aapke Bare Me.. ParHamari Har Baat Me Aapka Hi Zikr Hota Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:47:34 PM

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Kal raat badi muskil se sulaya hai khudko......"

In ankho ko tere khawabo ka lalach de ker....:-)

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:49:12 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Morning Is God's Way Of Saying 1 More Time. Go, Live Life, Make A Difference, Touch One's Heart, Encourage 1's Mind Inspire 1's Soul & Enjoy The Day. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:50:24 PM

sateesh Age: 34 3764 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil Karta Hai Zndgi Tujhe De Du. Zndgi Ki Saari Khusiyan Tujhe De Du. De De Agar Tu Mujhe Bharosa Apne Saath Ka. To Yakeen Maan Apni Saanse Bhi Tujhe De Du Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:51:51 PM