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aadreshk Age: 28 4666 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SARDAR KAI BARE ME KUCH FARMAE SARDAR KAI BARE ME KUCH FARMAE Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 10:10:28 AM

aadreshk

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:11:19 AM

aadreshk

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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:12:05 AM

aadreshk

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*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:12:35 AM

aadreshk

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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:13:05 AM

aadreshk

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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:13:46 AM

aadreshk

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D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :
Problem:
prove that LHS=RHS

(2x+9y)= 10x/3y

Sardar:
Multiply both sides by "Zero"
=>0=0
.'. LHS=RHS

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:14:16 AM

aadreshk

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A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:15:04 AM

aadreshk

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Deadly IQ Question.

Sardar to 2nd sardar.
"where is abu dabi ?"

2nd sardar.
"jithy Ami Dabi,
uthy hi Abu dabi"

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Posted on May, 29 2012 10:15:55 AM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4508 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar and Police man Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 11:33:50 AM

shaukatkhanqta

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Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

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Posted on May, 29 2012 11:34:23 AM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4508 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ji in Practical Exam In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 11:34:58 AM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4508 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 11:36:34 AM

shaukatkhanqta

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Ek din Ek Taxi driver Sardar ek chini tourist ko hospital me visit karne gaya aur wo chini tourist ke saath me beth gaya. Wo tourist aakhri saas le raha thaa....marne se pahle usne kaha...
"ching chaaang ki soon chaulaa!"

Sardarji ko kuch samajme nahi aaya!
Kai din nind nahi ayii.Soch raha tha ki us tourist ne bakai kuch raajki baat bataya hoga. Sardarji aamir banne ke sapne dekh rahe the!
Aakhir me wo China chala gya pata karne. Pata chala ki marne se pehle us chini tourist ne kaha thaa ke:
"tum mere oxygen bottle ke upar bait gaye ho jaldi uthoo."

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Posted on May, 29 2012 11:37:46 AM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4508 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 11:38:26 AM

aadreshk

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Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li:

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple

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Posted on May, 29 2012 03:03:49 PM

aadreshk

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Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN

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Posted on May, 29 2012 03:06:32 PM

aadreshk Age: 28 4666 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 03:07:04 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4418 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar pagal hi q hotay ha ? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 03:35:43 PM

Omer87 Age: 36 4804 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	kion k sardar hoty hain Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2012 05:37:24 PM

aadreshk Age: 28 4666 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha Sardar: vey bkrian kithe le chlla en? Admi: inhen school chorne ja rha hun Sardar: Menu pagal smjhia e? Aj te atwar a. Happy sunday! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:03:18 AM

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