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aadreshk


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Subject : PATHAN KE BARE MAI KHUCH FARMAE (closed)

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

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Posted on May, 24 2012 06:05:08 PM


aadreshk


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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay

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Posted on May, 25 2012 04:06:22 PM

aadreshk


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sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..


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Posted on May, 25 2012 04:07:27 PM

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3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?


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Posted on May, 25 2012 04:08:15 PM

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Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

BV:”aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jayegi

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Posted on May, 25 2012 04:08:46 PM

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bohat funy hain yar
Very nice
Nice sharing man
Hmmmmmmmmmm

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Posted on May, 26 2012 12:43:57 AM

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Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

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Posted on May, 26 2012 12:50:39 AM

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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

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Posted on May, 26 2012 09:58:03 AM

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4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola 1 b custmer nhe aya Q? Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola 1 b custmr nhe aya Q? Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya ! Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li 1 b swari nhe mili Q? 2pathan aage [...]

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Posted on May, 26 2012 09:59:27 AM

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Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’ pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D

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Posted on May, 26 2012 09:59:59 AM

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Doctor to Pathan: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai . . . Pathan pehle to bahut roya. Phir aansu ponchte huye poocha..? . . . . . Kitne number se.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:00:43 AM

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1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha ,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:01:22 AM

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Teacher ani ka formula batao?? Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3. Teacher :Stupid, ye kia hai?? Pathan:Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai..

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:01:56 AM

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Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun? Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikhao haramkhor, Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:02:30 AM

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Pathan goes For job intrview… Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi..


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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:03:27 AM

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Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia Hm QAID-E-AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid kehty hain :-0 :-/

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:04:09 AM

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Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,, . . . . Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:05:43 AM

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Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi. Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun? Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:06:20 AM

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American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog. GEO Khan

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:06:50 AM

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Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:07:31 AM

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’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha Pathan: O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse? Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

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Posted on May, 26 2012 10:08:27 AM