Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!

Uska khun garam hoga.

Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud hai.::::))

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Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ... )
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Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik
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Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food