'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?

Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy.

Dulha:ye kya hy?

Dulhan:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.

Dulha (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?

Dulahan:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'