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BeHappy


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Subject : fun mazah
Pathan;
Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha
Amma: Nahi to!!
Pathan:
To phir paida hone k baad humko pehchan kese liya k hum hi Gul khan hai?

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Posted on April, 06 2012 10:09:06 AM


BeHappy


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Pappu:
Aaj madam ne sawal pucheya jis da jawab sirf menu pata c
Father:
Mera biba puttar,
ki sawal c ?
Pappu:
Sawal c
“Blackboard kol potei kinay keeti ay

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Posted on April, 06 2012 10:12:19 AM

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BeHappy said:

Pathan;
Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha
Amma: Nahi to!!
Pathan:
To phir paida hone k baad humko pehchan kese liya k hum hi Gul khan hai?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
uddhaaam
pathan bhaio ki soch ko 18 topo ki salami

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Posted on April, 06 2012 12:03:17 PM

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BeHappy said:

Pathan;
Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha
Amma: Nahi to!!
Pathan:
To phir paida hone k baad humko pehchan kese liya k hum hi Gul khan hai?

yeh pathan bhi pata nahi itne bhole kiun hote hain...HAHAHAHAHA....

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Posted on April, 06 2012 12:24:21 PM

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ya bhoole nhe hote ,kabhi inki bato me na aajana
bech ka kha jae ge tmhe minto me

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Posted on April, 06 2012 12:26:32 PM

BeHappy


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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

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Posted on April, 06 2012 01:07:06 PM

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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le..

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Posted on April, 06 2012 01:08:56 PM

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SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi natootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do

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Posted on April, 06 2012 01:10:01 PM

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Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell TootGai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone kikya ßaat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi...

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Posted on April, 06 2012 01:11:57 PM

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1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh rahatha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faornuthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor kiseet h

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Posted on April, 06 2012 01:14:03 PM

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Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tmone wheeling kr rhy ho

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Posted on April, 06 2012 01:17:46 PM

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wah g wah fantasstic buhot maza aya

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Posted on April, 06 2012 04:48:02 PM

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Koi aik joke jo aap ko yaad ho snd krein.

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Posted on April, 06 2012 05:47:32 PM

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pathan bhi pathan hai yar

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Posted on April, 07 2012 01:46:11 AM

BeHappy


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Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into workwith his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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Posted on April, 07 2012 11:48:27 AM

BeHappy


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What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet

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Posted on April, 07 2012 11:52:09 AM

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hahahahahahahahahha
nice one @be happy

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Posted on April, 07 2012 11:52:22 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHA...so nice jokes....

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Posted on April, 07 2012 03:59:49 PM

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hahahhah lolx yar


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Posted on April, 07 2012 05:39:04 PM

BeHappy


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Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

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Posted on April, 07 2012 09:12:30 PM

BeHappy


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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

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Posted on April, 07 2012 09:13:09 PM