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atif03 Age: 46 4806 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : aap ka milaya howa number masroof hay ! G aaj aap sab ye batay kay agar aap kisi chahny waly ko call kary or wo number kahy or busy ho ik ghanty say tu aap kay dil ki haalat kia hogi? Itna sun kar hee hamara dil toot gya faraz the number you have dialed is busy on another call Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 08 2012 10:46:46 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3771 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to 2 kilo tol dena. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:16:17 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3771 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:23:17 AM

madihajamil

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Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao.
nokar ne kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunacha woh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye. ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao. is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakana nahi aata. in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya. phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo. who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta. muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:40:01 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3771 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:55:27 AM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3768 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	yaar bohat dukh ghusa ata hai par insan kuch kar b to nai sakta na. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 12:59:58 PM

madihajamil

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A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:22:28 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3771 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits) The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 01:24:17 PM

madihajamil

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A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ??

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:26:00 PM

madihajamil

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Gareeb admi: Doctor sab mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga

Dr: kya kaam karte ho?

gareeb admi: qabar khodta ho.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:27:46 PM

madihajamil

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:36:10 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3771 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyo Hass Rahe Ho? Sardar: Mein To Subah 9 Baje Utthta Hu! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 01:41:47 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says: Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:50:28 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar Ki Patni Sardar Se Boli

Aap Hazaro Me Ek Hai

Sardar Ne Ek Tappad Mara Aur Pucha Baki 999 Koun Hai?

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:53:16 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3771 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar:Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd:Wo Kyun? Sardar:Fikr Se? Frnd:Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar:Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 01:57:56 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

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Posted on February, 06 2014 02:00:47 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4091 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha atif bhai apki ye baat mjhe boht funny lagi aur agar aisa hota hay to humen gussa bhi aata hay lekin dail krtay rehty hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 03:09:38 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:50:16 AM

madihajamil

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Santa: Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..

Banta: Kyon?
Santa: Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:52:44 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar:
I Saw My Wife Going To A Movie With Strange Man

Friend: Did U Follow Them Inside?

Sardar: No! I Had Already Seen Tht Movie

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:57:06 AM

madihajamil

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Hitler Says: There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary

Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kia Faida?
Jab Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:00:05 AM

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