If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views

'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I don’t hope that grass becomes a towering tree in the world of humans

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

by dracula (few years ago!)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

by dracula (few years ago!)

You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)