When people don’t laugh at our jokes my friends and I don’t think of it as a ‘You had to be there kind of thing’ but more of a ‘You have to be mentally retarded like us’ thing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views

A lie is a lie no matter how many ways you style it

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

when life gives you limes squirt a mother**** in the eye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

I want to go on living, even after my death.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Life has no blessing like a prudent friend.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)