Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 760 views

You are smarter than you think, but you are not as smart as you think you are

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The fact is, it seems, that the most you can hope is to be a little less, in the end, the creature you were in the beginning, and the middle.

by dracula (few years ago!)

Almost no men like to be addressed as BOY by any women; but, most of the women love to be recognized as BABY by all men

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)