Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.

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There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.

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You never know how young you are, until ten years later

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Not knowing the truth is one thing, but knowing the truth and not acting to mind it tends to be the American way

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Drunk people trying to convince you they are sober.

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Alas!, how light a cause may move dissention between hearts that love!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)