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Subject : Aaj Da Latifa




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Posted on November, 02 2011 06:27:21 PM


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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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Posted on September, 02 2012 10:49:30 AM

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ye sab log katreena k pechy hi parry huey hen

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Posted on September, 03 2012 01:26:53 AM

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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” the second man asked & was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh, “Ek Punjab female dena!”

“‘What do you mean by Punjab female?” asked the clerk.

“It is for my wife,” replied Banta Singh.


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Posted on September, 03 2012 08:54:08 PM

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*Thoughtful Thought*
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“When You Wait For A Waiter In
Restaurant,
“Aren’t You The Waiter? =P Keep Thinking

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Posted on September, 04 2012 12:32:19 AM

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nyc wah g wah

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Posted on September, 04 2012 09:59:19 AM

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hihihihihihihihi................

aj da latefa hihihihihihi....

me jo kehta hu vo mj se hota nai or

me jo nai kehta vo defintaly mj se nai hota hihihihihi............

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Posted on September, 04 2012 10:21:39 AM

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wah g wah kya latifa ha

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Posted on September, 04 2012 10:50:57 AM

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Posted on September, 04 2012 01:25:31 PM

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Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

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Posted on September, 04 2012 06:44:35 PM

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Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

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Posted on September, 04 2012 06:45:30 PM

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1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

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Posted on September, 05 2012 06:39:48 PM

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ha ha

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Posted on September, 06 2012 12:16:32 AM

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Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Tuesday Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

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Posted on September, 06 2012 01:15:28 AM

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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho

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Posted on September, 06 2012 01:16:33 AM

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oey katreena nu bakhsh deo hun

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Posted on September, 06 2012 04:19:06 AM

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A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly: He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

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Posted on September, 06 2012 07:24:41 AM

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Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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Posted on September, 06 2012 08:30:22 PM

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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Posted on September, 07 2012 06:22:52 PM

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o hahahahahahahaa

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Posted on September, 07 2012 07:07:40 PM

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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Posted on September, 07 2012 10:09:03 PM