hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
Dukandar: Radio To Theek HaiBas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
Wife : Honey,where are you?Husband : I'm at the bank.
Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband : Sorry, I meant I was
....
at the "bank" of a river.Do you want fish??? xP=P
sardar gusse me beti se bola:jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.
1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti. 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bevde Zameen par..
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
Akhir woh bola
kiya aap ke ghar walon ko pata haiy ke aap yahan mere sath ho
"We Are MOre Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton.. . . . . It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent"
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1350!!